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What I actually meant was.


War Hero
I recently went on a course and had to stay in a hotel were every room
had cable/satellite tv with loads and loads of choice. Not wanting to
leave any evidence on my credit card statements and in order not to be
tempted to "subscribe" for a bit of smut and a good bash I said to the female
"I hope all the porn channels on the television are disabled"
She gave me a cold stare and replied,
"No sir - it's all regular porn, you sick, twisted bastard!"
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