What have you been up to??

#1
Thought this might turn out some interesting answers, just follow the instructions and hey presto!


Find the 3rd letter in your surname;

A- I ATE...
B- I LICKED..
C- I SAT ON..
D- I PEED ON..
E- I HUMPED..
F- I CHASED..
G- I TACKLED..
H- I SHAT ON..
I- I STALKED..
J- I RAN AWAY WITH..
K- I FELL IN LOVE WITH..
L- I HAD A CRUSH ON..
M- I WANKED OVER..
N- I HAD AN AFFAIR WITH..
O- I PUNCHED..
P- I BIT..
Q- I SCREAMED AT..
R- I HAD A ONE NIGHT STAND WITH..
S- I WROTE A LOVE SONG ABOUT..
T- I TIED UP..
U- I HAD 69 WITH..
V- I SUCKED..
W- I POKED..
X- I SLEPT WITH..
Y- I MADE A MOVE ON..
Z- I WENT ON A DATE WITH..

Find the 2nd letter of your first name;

A- A PROSTITUTE..
B- MY TEACHER..
C- GEORGE BUSH..
D- A RAT..
E- A TRAMP..
F- A SHEEP..
G- MY PLUMBER..
H- MY COMPUTER..
I- MY FINGERS..
J- A RABBIT..
K- A LEMMING..
L- AN APPLE..
M- TONY BLAIR..
N- A VIBRATOR..
O- A DILDO..
P- A MOVIESTAR..
Q- MY EX..
R- A BANANA..
S- A CUCUMBER..
T- A TUB OF VASELINE..
U- A PORNSTAR..
V- MY BARBIEDOLL..
W- AN ACTION MAN..
X- SOME CHEESE..
Y- A RANDOM GUY..
Z- SOME RANDOM WOMAN..

Now, find the colour of underwear you have on right now;


RED- IN A TAXI..
BLUE- IN A BUSH..
GREEN- IN THE BATH..
BLACK- IN MY PARENTS BEDROOM..
WHITE- WHEN I WAS FIVE..
PINK- ON LIVE TV..
BROWN- WHEN I WAS A BABY..
PURPLE- ON THE BUS..
YELLOW- IN A CANDY STORE..
GREY- UNDER A COW..
ORANGE- IN A PIGSTY..
OTHER- BEHIND YOUR SOFA..

Find your birth month;

JANUARY- BECAUSE I WAS HIGH ON COCAINE
FEBRUARY- BECAUSE IT SEEMED LIKE A GOOD IDEA AT THE TIME
MARCH- BECAUSE IT TURNED ME ON
APRIL- BECAUSE IM MAD
MAY- BECAUSE IM BORED OF THE USUAL
JUNE- BECAUSE I GOT TOLD TI HED
JULY- BECAUSE HE/SHE WANTED ME TO
AUGUST- BECAUSE I WAS HORNY
SEPTEMBER- BECAUSE MY MUM TOLD ME TO
OCTOBER- BECAUSE I DONT WANT TO DIE A VIRGIN
NOVEMBER- BECAUSE IM GAY/LEZBIAN
DECEMBER- BECAUSE I WANT SEX

Then put these all in the order you selected them and you'll come out with, something like;

I sat on a tramp on live TV because it turned me on
 

wet_blobby

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#11
sgtpepperband said:
wet_blobby said:
sgtpepperband said:
wet_blobby said:
Well, I cracked one of in me mums bedroom..........
Me to. (Your Mum's bedroom, not mine...) :oops: :wink:
I want a fcuking Raleigh Griftor for Crimbo you cnut.......... :dwarf:
Why? Not satisifed with riding your sister?! :twisted:
Nah, grown out of using "choppers" for fun.......... :w00t: :thumright:
 

sgtpepperband

War Hero
Moderator
Book Reviewer
#12
wet_blobby said:
sgtpepperband said:
wet_blobby said:
sgtpepperband said:
wet_blobby said:
Well, I cracked one of in me mums bedroom..........
Me to. (Your Mum's bedroom, not mine...) :oops: :wink:
I want a fcuking Raleigh Griftor for Crimbo you cnut.......... :dwarf:
Why? Not satisifed with riding your sister?! :twisted:
Nah, grown out of using "choppers" for fun.......... :w00t: :thumright:
Shame... is she fit? :thumright:
 
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