What have you been up to??

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  1. Thought this might turn out some interesting answers, just follow the instructions and hey presto!


    Find the 3rd letter in your surname;

    A- I ATE...
    B- I LICKED..
    C- I SAT ON..
    D- I PEED ON..
    E- I HUMPED..
    F- I CHASED..
    G- I TACKLED..
    H- I SHAT ON..
    I- I STALKED..
    J- I RAN AWAY WITH..
    K- I FELL IN LOVE WITH..
    L- I HAD A CRUSH ON..
    M- I WANKED OVER..
    N- I HAD AN AFFAIR WITH..
    O- I PUNCHED..
    P- I BIT..
    Q- I SCREAMED AT..
    R- I HAD A ONE NIGHT STAND WITH..
    S- I WROTE A LOVE SONG ABOUT..
    T- I TIED UP..
    U- I HAD 69 WITH..
    V- I SUCKED..
    W- I POKED..
    X- I SLEPT WITH..
    Y- I MADE A MOVE ON..
    Z- I WENT ON A DATE WITH..

    Find the 2nd letter of your first name;

    A- A PROSTITUTE..
    B- MY TEACHER..
    C- GEORGE BUSH..
    D- A RAT..
    E- A TRAMP..
    F- A SHEEP..
    G- MY PLUMBER..
    H- MY COMPUTER..
    I- MY FINGERS..
    J- A RABBIT..
    K- A LEMMING..
    L- AN APPLE..
    M- TONY BLAIR..
    N- A VIBRATOR..
    O- A DILDO..
    P- A MOVIESTAR..
    Q- MY EX..
    R- A BANANA..
    S- A CUCUMBER..
    T- A TUB OF VASELINE..
    U- A PORNSTAR..
    V- MY BARBIEDOLL..
    W- AN ACTION MAN..
    X- SOME CHEESE..
    Y- A RANDOM GUY..
    Z- SOME RANDOM WOMAN..

    Now, find the colour of underwear you have on right now;


    RED- IN A TAXI..
    BLUE- IN A BUSH..
    GREEN- IN THE BATH..
    BLACK- IN MY PARENTS BEDROOM..
    WHITE- WHEN I WAS FIVE..
    PINK- ON LIVE TV..
    BROWN- WHEN I WAS A BABY..
    PURPLE- ON THE BUS..
    YELLOW- IN A CANDY STORE..
    GREY- UNDER A COW..
    ORANGE- IN A PIGSTY..
    OTHER- BEHIND YOUR SOFA..

    Find your birth month;

    JANUARY- BECAUSE I WAS HIGH ON COCAINE
    FEBRUARY- BECAUSE IT SEEMED LIKE A GOOD IDEA AT THE TIME
    MARCH- BECAUSE IT TURNED ME ON
    APRIL- BECAUSE IM MAD
    MAY- BECAUSE IM BORED OF THE USUAL
    JUNE- BECAUSE I GOT TOLD TI HED
    JULY- BECAUSE HE/SHE WANTED ME TO
    AUGUST- BECAUSE I WAS HORNY
    SEPTEMBER- BECAUSE MY MUM TOLD ME TO
    OCTOBER- BECAUSE I DONT WANT TO DIE A VIRGIN
    NOVEMBER- BECAUSE IM GAY/LEZBIAN
    DECEMBER- BECAUSE I WANT SEX

    Then put these all in the order you selected them and you'll come out with, something like;

    I sat on a tramp on live TV because it turned me on
     
  2. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Ooh, I've not seen that since I got it on my Facebook FunWall 10,000 times this week... 8O :oops:
     
  3. I shat on a tub of vaseline in a bush because i was horny. :pukel:
     
  4. wet_blobby

    wet_blobby War Hero Moderator

    Well, I cracked one of in me mums bedroom..........
     
  5. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Me to. (Your Mum's bedroom, not mine...) :oops: :wink:
     
  6. I HAD A ONE NIGHT STAND WITH.. A PROSTITUTE..WHEN I WAS FIVE..BECAUSE HE/SHE WANTED ME TO

    Mmmmm

    She was wide as a feckin garden path
     
  7. You lot are lucky, I shagged my pc in a bush, no wonder I'm sore.
     
  8. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    If the dog is wagging its tail, is it still rape? :oops: :twisted:
     
  9. wet_blobby

    wet_blobby War Hero Moderator

    I want a fcuking Raleigh Griftor for Crimbo you cnut.......... :dwarf:
     
  10. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Why? Not satisifed with riding your sister?! :twisted:
     
  11. wet_blobby

    wet_blobby War Hero Moderator

    Nah, grown out of using "choppers" for fun.......... :w00t: :thumright:
     
  12. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Shame... is she fit? :thumright:
     
  13. wet_blobby

    wet_blobby War Hero Moderator

    Aint got a sister, however my cousin can suck a golf ball through a hosepipe.........apparantly.......... :bball:
     
  14. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Hmm, cousin? You're not from Norfolk are you?! :? :wink:
     
  15. wet_blobby

    wet_blobby War Hero Moderator

    Norfolk....no, not enough prozzies there for me....... =(
     
  16. I PUNCHED A PROSTITUTE IN A BUSH BECAUSE I'M MAD.
    Eerily accurate I'm afraid.
    NZB
     
  17. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Not anymore, now that the Radio 2 DJ got life... :twisted:
     

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