what happens to the other half when the fiancé goes on training at HMS Raleigh

Seadog

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Oh sorry i was pissed when i typed that! No i am not commenting from experience because you know to end a relationship when you leave your country to sign such a contract as 5 years and in my outfit you certainly would never ever want to be in a relationship with a woman who lives in another country as the amount of fanny we got was fantastic.
This fanny you got; did they have one hump or two and did they kneel down to facilitate access?
 

Seadog

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Interesting, never experienced this myself, do tell.
I'll need to give you the back brief on rumdownmythroat's autobiographical hinting and a step by step, sort of IKEA furniture assembly illustrations to explain my remark to you.

You may be disappointed to read that I am not going to bother.

I think Dredd got it.
 
I'll need to give you the back brief on rumdownmythroat's autobiographical hinting and a step by step, sort of IKEA furniture assembly illustrations to explain my remark to you.

You may be disappointed to read that I am not going to bother.

I think Dredd got it.
Noted, never bothered reading his drivel.
 

Blackrat

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I reckon they split up when she found him nuts deep in the local bike down the alley next to the local chippy after a night on the Strongbow.

Katt. I'm here if you need me. You don't need to talk. In fact, i positively encourage you not to. It might take longer you see.
 
well- prostitute is the origional meaning for the word c**t and someone on here has this as his username and thinks its funny. so the fore he is calling him self a prostitute :)
No, it's not, cu&t comes to English through several euro lingoes, and it entered them from Latin. The Latin word cunnus means Vagina/Vulva
 

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