what format and how long should my urn be.


War Hero
Sorry about your impending death.

Most urns stand about a foot tall, although my best mate (RIP) had a spherical compressed salt urn, that was bio-degradable - which was handy, as we took him on his final dive to a local reef. It took 20 minutes to dissolve.

Hope this helps. ;)


War Hero
I’m reminded of the Prisoners’ Sods Opera in the Colditz film.

What’s a Greek urn?

About 2/6 a week.

Or some such. The Commandant was amused. He said ‘LOL’.