What does your workspace say about you?

http://www.startups.co.uk/6678842910646458664/what-does-your-desk-say-about-you.html

Apparently your desk says a lot about you and the state of it can be broken down into one of 5 categories.

I reckon mine is the 'Trophy' desk, what's yours?

 

Are you an armed blagger?

 

Yes, what of it?

 

My desk say's I'm a dirty smelly fcuker.

But I think it's the rest of the hobo's in the shelter who make a mess of it.

 

Nothing. I find it a turn on. Can i milk you?

 

Is he fcuk, its the only way they let him in. :roll:

And I bet he has his sarnies cut into triangles, yuppie cnut. :wink:

And I ain't got a desk, some honky chav stole it. :evil:

 

According to that survey I'm an "artisitic temperament" desk owner.

Others say I'm a messy shite but the plethora of (ignored) post-its add a touch of indivdualism I think.

 

In a word..................... Bollix.
Another yuppie cnut.
Sell your desk, fcuk the boss and...............Freedom. :roll: :wink:

 

And if your that artistic, you can come and paint my house.

 

Same, although it does have a bit of trophy to it. There's some inert ordnance and gizzets knocking about.

 

The pusser owns the desk, my boss has resigned with no relief, Ize got the freedom massa bawse, why do you think I'm on RR all day :lol:

 

Mine says that I like to keep my serrated edge tools seperate from my sterile scalpels, and that I have carefully considered the implications of moving chunks of flesh from the table to the incinerator without leaving a forensic trail.

 

Talking of all day and ordnance has just cheered me up, I'm going shooting all day tomorrow, weather permitting, and again at Milton Keynes next week. Hope its in the town centre. :roll: :twisted: :evil:

And he boasts......... if I maintain my average score for the next month on the range, I shall be shooting at Bisley next year. (Again)

Do you still work then Wreck and is it for MOD?

 

Still "working" and work for a company that used to be called Fla*sh*p but now part of VT

 

I can sell you a genuine post mortem table at a good price. I only need one now as I am semi retired and business is falling off.
In truth I have problems acquiring an adequate supply of chloroform.

 

You only need one ball pein hammer

 

Yes, but as Jonno testified, its a forensic nightmare. :wink:

 

Mine says practising FILEX with a penchant for fluffy and/or spangly things, and a touch of OCD ref tidiness.

 

It don't impress us, you ain't got no splashes up your's :wink:

 

Splashes up my what?