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What does England expect from the commonwealth Games?

How on earth can anything go wrong? I was listening to one of the games organisers spouting on, a certain Sheila dikshit. Awesome name. :p

I think they can expect a quick shift to another country.
 

tommo

War Hero
Scouse_Castaway said:
Gives TeamEngland an excuse not to turn up and perform :p

Edited it for you. It's the Commenwealth Games not the Olympics or World championships

:wink:
 
What does England expect from the commonwealth Games?

For every man and woman to do their duty, of course.
 

Blackrat

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These games are a waste of time. We should re-invade these places and go back to the days of Empire. Savages, all of them. Dig them a latrine and they shit in the bushes. The organisers of the games should be fucking horsewhipped. Just for the hell of it. By me.
 

WreckerL

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Super Moderator
to add on to the above, have a new 100m dash. Eat a ruby at one end and have the bogs at the other and for amusement of the watching milllions, only one bog roll with 4 sheets left on it.
 
Make them fight their way across that water filled swamp.....the hockey stadium thingie in the papers. Add in some crocodiles and dangerous snakes and its a sure fire crowd pleaser. makes the 100m ruby squits race even more interesting
 
WreckerL said:
to add on to the above, have a new 100m dash. Eat a ruby at one end and have the bogs at the other and for amusement of the watching milllions, only one bog roll with 4 sheets left on it.

Would Paula Radcliffe bother with khasi crepe?
 

K640

War Hero
WreckerL said:
to add on to the above, have a new 100m dash. Eat a ruby at one end and have the bogs at the other and for amusement of the watching milllions, only one bog roll with 4 sheets left on it.

If it's succesful it will have to be introduced at the Olympics so our friend the shitting German can take part.
 
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