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  1. Q. What do you call a woman with no arms and no legs who gives good head?
    A. Partially disabled.

    Q. What are the first symptoms of Aids?
    A. A pounding sensation in the arrse.

    Q. What's the similarity between a carton of milk and a woman?
    A. They both need their flaps pushed back before you can get to the
    good bits.

    Q. How do you know when your girlfriend is on anabolic steroids?
    A. When she flips you over, holds you down and fucks you
    ..up the arrse with her clitoris.

    Q. What's 14inchs long, purple and makes women scream?
    A. Cot-death

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