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What do men wear under a kilt????????

dondon

MIA
sgtpepperband said:
Bdum tish!

I'm here all week (actually not true; extenders tomorrow, but don't tell anyone...) :wink:

Have a good extenders me old mate , I must be the only one working this weekend , on leave next week so not to pissed off , :lol:
 

sgtpepperband

War Hero
Book Reviewer
Cool! Slightly cross-threaded (see what I did there?!) but for the RR Run Ashore, what about if the guys wore kilts? AAC would have a fuggin' heart attack!! :wink:
 
sgtpepperband said:
Cool! Slightly cross-threaded (see what I did there?!) but for the RR Run Ashore, what about if the guys wore kilts? AAC would have a fuggin' heart attack!! :wink:

Probably true! Too much excitement would get me carried away... in a straightjacket or a Neil Robinson! And if a lass wore a kilt in the traditional Scots way I'd be violently sick! :sad:

Did someone mention matelots' special socks! :razz: :grin:
 

sgtpepperband

War Hero
Book Reviewer
Always_a_Civvy said:
sgtpepperband said:
Cool! Slightly cross-threaded (see what I did there?!) but for the RR Run Ashore, what about if the guys wore kilts? AAC would have a fuggin' heart attack!! :wink:

Probably true! Too much excitement would get me carried away... in a straightjacket or a Neil Robinson! And if a lass wore a kilt in the traditional Scots way I'd be violently sick! :sad:

Did someone mention matelots' special socks! :razz: :grin:

Why? Don't you like kebab?! :oops: :wink:
 

Salty_Dog

Badgeman
The Red Cheeked Scotsman.

I donned my kilt to take a walk,
In the sun to bask,
When a group of tourists stopped me,
and said "pray-may we ask"
I knew the question in their mind,
These foreign city slickers,
So I bent down and showed them,
That Scotmen don´t wear knickers.
They clapped their hands and whistled,
This was a lovely sound,
I took advantage of the moment,
And passed my hat around.
I made a pretty penny,
So - self employed I go,
And show my bum to tourists,
Or those who want to know.
Now I´m a famous Scotsman
Was in the news for weeks,
Known in every headline as,
The Scotsman with red cheeks.

 

Tas-ape

Lantern Swinger
Just returned from time off and had a good laff at these posts, however, to all of you out there, how would you know if the person actually wearing a kilt is a true Scotsman?????.

Answers on a Post Card please. Will check back later and tell you if you don't know...... :shock:
 

sgtpepperband

War Hero
Book Reviewer
safewalrus said:
Sgt pepper better the girlys wear the kilts, (especially looking at the underwear) or am I weird these days?

Yep; you're weird - but that for another thread..!

:wink:
 

Tas-ape

Lantern Swinger
To confirm if a person wearing a kilt is truly Scottish, you do the following. Slide hand of choice up the kilt, if you encounter a quarter pounder then he is obviously a McDonald. :shock:
 

slim

War Hero
rugger_bob said:
slim said:
rugger_bob said:
HALF POUNDER IN MY CASE !!!!!! :cool: :grin: :grin: :grin:

Well I suppose as a rugby player a few kicks in the [email protected] have he same effect ad the scrum has on players ears :smile:

PSML, Slim, bloody nerve, How do you know anyway have you seen them ???????????????? :oops:

What scrum players ears? :smile: Used to be a tiff John Akerman later an SD officer, had the best set of scrum players ears I've ever seen. Really nice bloke.
 
slim said:
rugger_bob said:
slim said:
rugger_bob said:
HALF POUNDER IN MY CASE !!!!!! :cool: :grin: :grin: :grin:

Well I suppose as a rugby player a few kicks in the [email protected] have he same effect ad the scrum has on players ears :smile:

PSML, Slim, bloody nerve, How do you know anyway have you seen them ???????????????? :oops:

What scrum players ears? :smile: Used to be a tiff John Akerman later an SD officer, had the best set of scrum players ears I've ever seen. Really nice bloke.

They are all the best group of blokes on the pitch and in the mess, apart from when I played against the civvy Police, they were so narrow minded and shallow, dirty bastards!, sorry any police officers, but the truth always hurts!, But I love everything about the sport, you help everyone connected with the game, doesnt matter what club and the social life is the best !!!!!!!
 
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