What do I pack?

I'm joining the RN soon and I don't know which vibrator to pack. Will the RN supply me with batteries or do I need to supply my own, as 9 weeks worth takes up most of my suitcase? I've heard rumours you can get some that run on diesel but I'm not sure if these are standard issue.


War Hero
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I wouldn't worry. By the end of week 2, your arse will be like a windsock and your minge like a clowns pocket. I'd take a canister of CS if i were you.
As you must be a bloodnut a wig would be an essential and if you have Royal embarked you could curry favour by letting him borrow it for his run ashore.
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