What do I pack?

Discussion in 'Diamond Lil's' started by redhead69, Feb 18, 2012.

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  1. I'm joining the RN soon and I don't know which vibrator to pack. Will the RN supply me with batteries or do I need to supply my own, as 9 weeks worth takes up most of my suitcase? I've heard rumours you can get some that run on diesel but I'm not sure if these are standard issue.
     
  2. wet_blobby

    wet_blobby War Hero Moderator

    Dont panic. A Royal Marine will sort you out.
     
  3. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    I wouldn't worry. By the end of week 2, your arse will be like a windsock and your minge like a clowns pocket. I'd take a canister of CS if i were you.
     
  4. who needs cs. sign me up!!!!
     
  5. Do you want to borrow one?:happy1:
     
  6. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    I think he actually means that he wants to slit you from neck to belly button with a soup spoon.
     
  7. Soup spoon? Officer then is he?
     
  8. As you must be a bloodnut a wig would be an essential and if you have Royal embarked you could curry favour by letting him borrow it for his run ashore.
     
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  9. I'm true red head, not my fault you are not man enough to manage the job.
     
  10. If thats what turns you on......i'll give it a go!:wav:
     
  11. wet_blobby

    wet_blobby War Hero Moderator

    Is it true...Ginger hair smelly fanny?

    Post a piccy and we'll do the old scratch and sniff test.
     
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  12. It has been my observation that gingers are usually covered in pustules and should therefore be avoided at all costs.
     
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  13. Ask NZB I heard he was a closet ginger. :-D
     
  14. Noooooooo! Nobody told me those 36F's were pustules :slow:
     
  15. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Pustules or not, they still hurt when cut.
     
  16. I may be a cnut, but you're the one who wants it! :tongue1: Get the wet wipes for that keyboard my boy!
     
  17. wet_blobby

    wet_blobby War Hero Moderator

    SANY0787.jpg A ginger going down.
     
  18. You give the ginger ones a rope?
     
  19. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    [​IMG]
     
  20. Its still not helping with my vibrator question, which clearly I will need if you're what i've got to look forward to!
     

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