:lol: :lol: love the new Avatar :roll: :roll:Joint_Force_Harrier said:Standby, Sounds like this one is going to be entertaining!!!!!!
Just getting warmed up!!!
Montigny_La_Palisse said:MLP mustered and stood by for a bit of crab baiting, always available.
Here's an example of what they do from a trip I had to crab stores yesterday:
"Morning can I have some 4's keks please?"
Have you sent us a chit via email?
"Yes, 5 weeks ago and as always, they didn't turn up and I'm at sea in 2 weeks"
Submit a query chit then.
"Why? I've got my kit record book, I'm here and I can see the keks I want behind you."
You have to email us the chit.
"I've travelled 10 miles to do this, and I can see the fcuking keks behind you"
No chit, no kit.
"Don't be a cnut, give me the trousers"
I can't, you have to email a chit and we send the kit on to you.
"Right, print me out a cnuting chit and I'll fill it in now"
No, youi have to email it.
"Let me log on to that computer there then"
No, we're using it and you couldn't use it anyway you're not from this station.
"Give me the trousers"
No
"Trousers"
No
"Now"
No
"Cnut"
Excuse me?
"Just give me the trousers or I'll kill you"
I'm not allowed
"You're not allowed to go and pick up those keks that are 4 feet away, hand them to me and sign my kit record book?"
No, you have to ema.........
"CUNTO!"
Montigny_La_Palisse said:MLP mustered and stood by for a bit of crab baiting, always available.
Here's an example of what they do from a trip I had to crab stores yesterday:
"Morning can I have some 4's keks please?"
Have you sent us a chit via email?
"Yes, 5 weeks ago and as always, they didn't turn up and I'm at sea in 2 weeks"
Submit a query chit then.
"Why? I've got my kit record book, I'm here and I can see the keks I want behind you."
You have to email us the chit.
"I've travelled 10 miles to do this, and I can see the fcuking keks behind you"
No chit, no kit.
"Don't be a cnut, give me the trousers"
I can't, you have to email a chit and we send the kit on to you.
"Right, print me out a cnuting chit and I'll fill it in now"
No, youi have to email it.
"Let me log on to that computer there then"
No, we're using it and you couldn't use it anyway you're not from this station.
"Give me the trousers"
No
"Trousers"
No
"Now"
No
"Cnut"
Excuse me?
"Just give me the trousers or I'll kill you"
I'm not allowed
"You're not allowed to go and pick up those keks that are 4 feet away, hand them to me and sign my kit record book?"
No, you have to ema.........
"CUNTO!"
Crabman said:Ex RD you forgot the old line about, "no I can't issue it, its the last one and some one might need it".
Stackers don't you just love them.
Welshy said:I can't say my views of the Crabs changed having watched the programme last night. Highlights included them struggling on survival courses and posing naked for a calendar. Hmm.