What a way to spend Christmas

Discussion in 'Diamond Lil's' started by trelawney126, Dec 22, 2011.

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  1. Stuck in RCH Treliske for chrimbo, aptly enough on my own private wing "Trelawney"
    Other bed is occupied by an ex tiff who took part in D Day landings. lST 361. White bearded, from the smoke and almost the spit of uncle Albert. dDay plus his LST was stuck on the sand at Arromanches. Ended up in a bar whilst there was fighting just over the hill.
    Every cloud......have added myself to Christmas stiff list. Regards Trelawney
  2. What's wrong with you? And why are there a high number of RR's finest in hospital? Do you want me to visit with some porn and fruit?
  3. Thanks all the same MLP you,ll be too busy controlling that big bird fromCU which landed here last night. Have a great Chrimbo & a great New Year. Time for the old bed bath . Best it's not the gay.
  4. Get well soon mate, and have as good a Chrimbo as you can.
  5. What he said, Trelawnmower...

    You'd better be out for the New Year otherwise we'll have to send Finks down for some outrageous first footing.:shock: That'll cheer you up.

    GWS Amigo
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    PS If you have to have any implants just make sure the buggers don't fit those cheapo French ones.
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  7. Get a couple of 'Ivors' down you (unless you're a Ray man!) that should se you OK instead of that NHS pap!

    Get well soon. If you do croak, can I have your steaming bats?
  8. Was that you?
  9. No it just woke me up . Some other poor sod dumped with no porn or grapes.....then again "grapes" might have been the problem
  10. janner

    janner War Hero Book Reviewer

    Get well soon mate, if Monty visits don't touch the Banana's or Grapes
  11. This is dreadful, Trel.

    Get well soon (or I will put on my nurse's uniform and come down and sort you out!)

  12. Does that mean I get his bats then? :blob5:
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  13. Magda

    Magda War Hero Book Reviewer

    What bad timing! Get well soon Trelawney, I hope it's nothing too serious.

    The promise of Sol arriving in full nurse mode to soothe the fevered brow should cheer you up though! =-) I'd offer myself, but I think Sol's bedside manner would be more conducive to a happy Christmas. When I worked as a Carer... let's just say pandering to someone's every whim is not in my nature.
  14. We want him out of hospital - not to extend his stay :)
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  15. BOGOF Sol: The word is that Trelawnmower is hot-bunking with Billy-No-Mates.

    (or he will be if you do decide to visit...:wink:)
  16. Get well soon trelawney.
  17. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Man the fuck up you massive girl.

    Oh. Hope it's not serious mucker. Have a good crimble.
  18. Magda

    Magda War Hero Book Reviewer

    He might Witsy... If I actually looked that good in a nurse's uniform. Apart from that, nurses aren't allowed to wear... er... nail varnish :-D
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    That's not nail varnish; 'tis (what all nurses have on their nails) blud.

    But - Under their fingernails? - 'tis another subject, but Tre will reveal all....IDC.
  20. Maggers - Shock Horror!

    Ermmm - Try SpecSaviours and look again...


    Clues: Adam's apple carefully concealed...Muscular forearm...Earlobes...Lifeline...

    Say no more... Wink wink, nod nod.

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