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What a way to spend Christmas

trelawney126

War Hero
Stuck in RCH Treliske for chrimbo, aptly enough on my own private wing "Trelawney"
Other bed is occupied by an ex tiff who took part in D Day landings. lST 361. White bearded, from the smoke and almost the spit of uncle Albert. dDay plus his LST was stuck on the sand at Arromanches. Ended up in a bar whilst there was fighting just over the hill.
Every cloud......have added myself to Christmas stiff list. Regards Trelawney
 
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guestm

Guest
Stuck in RCH Treliske for chrimbo, aptly enough on my own private wing "Trelawney"
Other bed is occupied by an ex tiff who took part in D Day landings. lST 361. White bearded, from the smoke and almost the spit of uncle Albert. dDay plus his LST was stuck on the sand at Arromanches. Ended up in a bar whilst there was fighting just over the hill.
Every cloud......have added myself to Christmas stiff list. Regards Trelawney

What's wrong with you? And why are there a high number of RR's finest in hospital? Do you want me to visit with some porn and fruit?
 

trelawney126

War Hero
Thanks all the same MLP you,ll be too busy controlling that big bird fromCU which landed here last night. Have a great Chrimbo & a great New Year. Time for the old bed bath . Best it's not the gay.
 
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guestm

Guest
Thanks all the same MLP you,ll be too busy controlling that big bird fromCU which landed here last night. Have a great Chrimbo & a great New Year. Time for the old bed bath . Best it's not the gay.

Get well soon mate, and have as good a Chrimbo as you can.
 
Aye, get well soon and enjoy fully celebrating Xmas belatedly in the near future.

I'll raise a glass to you on Xmas Day :wink:

What he said, Trelawnmower...

You'd better be out for the New Year otherwise we'll have to send Finks down for some outrageous first footing.:shock: That'll cheer you up.

GWS Amigo
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Bob
 
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PS If you have to have any implants just make sure the buggers don't fit those cheapo French ones.
 

SONAR-BENDER

War Hero
Get a couple of 'Ivors' down you (unless you're a Ray man!) that should se you OK instead of that NHS pap!

Get well soon. If you do croak, can I have your steaming bats?
 

trelawney126

War Hero
No it just woke me up . Some other poor sod dumped with no porn or grapes.....then again "grapes" might have been the problem
 

soleil

War Hero
This is dreadful, Trel.

Get well soon (or I will put on my nurse's uniform and come down and sort you out!)

x
 

Magda

War Hero
Book Reviewer
What bad timing! Get well soon Trelawney, I hope it's nothing too serious.

The promise of Sol arriving in full nurse mode to soothe the fevered brow should cheer you up though! =-) I'd offer myself, but I think Sol's bedside manner would be more conducive to a happy Christmas. When I worked as a Carer... let's just say pandering to someone's every whim is not in my nature.
 

Blackrat

War Hero
Moderator
Book Reviewer
Man the fuck up you massive girl.

Oh. Hope it's not serious mucker. Have a good crimble.
 

Magda

War Hero
Book Reviewer
He might like it,


He might Witsy... If I actually looked that good in a nurse's uniform. Apart from that, nurses aren't allowed to wear... er... nail varnish :-D
 
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Maggers,

That's not nail varnish; 'tis (what all nurses have on their nails) blud.

But - Under their fingernails? - 'tis another subject, but Tre will reveal all....IDC.
 
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