So I'm sitting minding my own business in the squalor of my hut, when it pops up on the telly, Prince Williams story. And he's telling us What his dear mummy went through made him what he is. I actually thought that it was Prince Charles going through his mother made him what and who he is. And anyway he's a fuckin crab so that says it all. And if it's all a bit traumatic for him, for fucks sake get him on Jeremy Kyle, he'll sort the poor bastard out.