What a Fecking Morning!

#1
Got a call from the Pension Service saying they were sending a person around this morning to check out my entitlement.
Shit! I thought am I getting too much.
In she came and stated I had never put in for my wife's pension and now I can have[wait for it!] another £60 a week and £19000 or another £100 a week with no lump sum!
I took the £19000 and £60 so I'm off to the pub,well I was going anyway!
The wife's in shock,the kids won't be told but it was a turn up for the book.
Just had to tell someone, if only the health was better it would be perfect.
I'll donate to H4H you can be sure.
I love this Government ! it seems they carried out a survey of all entitlements to get it sorted.
Don't remember Blair/Broon doing this!
 

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#2
Result seafarer!

You enjoy spending the £19k and don't even think of leaving it for the kids - let them work for their pension!! :)

Should be able to afford a decent 'pooter and wi-fi system now.
 
#6
Thanks mates,I'm chuffed but I mention it in case someone else my age,if there are any!may have made the same mistake I did by not claiming.
I thought the pension for a man and woman was standard but it seems because I paid so much tax in the 20 odd years of club work it bumped up her entitlement from my contributions.
I don't understand any of this but it's welcome, now I'm off to stock up with Viagra and Pussers rum! Cheers
 
#7
Thanks mates,I'm chuffed but I mention it in case someone else my age,if there are any!may have made the same mistake I did by not claiming.
I thought the pension for a man and woman was standard but it seems because I paid so much tax in the 20 odd years of club work it bumped up her entitlement from my contributions.
I don't understand any of this but it's welcome, now I'm off to stock up with Viagra and Pussers rum! Cheers
No wonder you fucked me off to the orphanage, without even a decent pair of nappies.
19,000 more reasons to hate you dad.:-D

I hope someones pissed in your letterbox.:thumright:
 
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