What a Choice

The_Caretaker

War Hero
A little old lady was running up and down the halls in a nursing home.

As she walked, she would flip up the hem of her nightgown and say, "Supersex."

She walked up to an elderly man in a wheelchair. Flipping her gown at him, she said, "Supersex."

He sat silently for a moment or two and finally answered, "I'll take the soup."
 
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