We're under attack again.... from troll a called chrissi31

#3
andym said:
Unless she posts a decent photo of herself that is!(Just for Hig)
Andy, what are those growths running out of your snot shooters? 8O

Higgy's got a girlfriend already, well several actually, including Rosie, the French Bird, Mrs.Hig and possibly Cutaway!
 
#5
Re: We're under attack again.... from troll a called chrissi

And why is the spammer only interested in women's diaries?

Aren't ours good enough?

0600 - got up
0720 - got to Office
0721 - "work"
1200 - Lunch
1210 - "work"
o/c - home

OK, probably not.
 

slim

War Hero
#6
Re: We're under attack again.... from troll a called chrissi

TattooDog said:
And why is the spammer only interested in women's diaries?

Aren't ours good enough?

0600 - got up
0720 - got to Office
0721 - "work"
1200 - Lunch
1210 - "work"
o/c - home

OK, probably not.
What no time for a strop?
 
#8
Re: We're under attack again.... from troll a called chrissi

dunkers said:
Always_a_Civvy said:
andym said:
Unless she posts a decent photo of herself that is!(Just for Hig)
Andy, what are those growths running out of your snot shooters? 8O
Not a fan of Blackadder, eh? :wink: :p
I love slackbladder but Baldrick deffo has no snot lines secured inside his nose for baby booties to slither down..... uurgh!
 
#10
My diary today was interesting...

0500 woke up
1100 turned off Radio 4
1105 turned out and had shower
1115 dried and phoo-phoo's my bits'n'bobs
1120 dressed
1130 scran
1230 watched TV
1500 watched our lads on BBC News 24 and wondered why neither Arthur or Felix were advertising cat food like their namesakes
1600 watched Poirot
1603 farted very loudly and stank out the house
1700 Rum Rationing

Now isn't that more exciting that Rosie's day.....

0600 Got up
1630 has breakkers
0700 turfed PO Stoker out of bed
0701 returned to bed

Or Mrs.Hig's diary.....

0545 Farted loudly and stared at Higgy
0630 Higgy finally apologises for causing stink, gets out of bed and opens all the windows
0700 Higgy serves Mrs.Hig brekkers in bed: cold gruel and cold Nescafe
0800 Higgy fetches The Scotsman from newsagent
0900 Mrs.Hig rests her tired feet on Higgy's back as he positions himself on all fours beside Mrs.Hig's favourite armchair by the fire
1200 Mass
1600 Bed
 

Similar threads