The_Caretaker
War Hero

Two cab drivers met. "Hey," asked one, "what's the idea of painting
one side of your cab red and the other side blue?"
"Well," the other responded, "when I get into an accident, you
should see all the witnesses contradict each other!"
one side of your cab red and the other side blue?"
"Well," the other responded, "when I get into an accident, you
should see all the witnesses contradict each other!"