Well that's your own fault isn't it? Maybe you should have said NO when she proposed to you.
@Dredd Weirdest wedding ever, didn't realise Wigan and St Helens hated each other so much (Groom From St Helens. Bride from Wigan), all parts of the wedding (ceremony, meal, reception, evening do) had to be in different places as half the family/guests wouldn't go into the rival town.
I have never seen so many easy women in one room at the evening do, sadly was with the wife

The groom (AEM) had a Stoker as his best man, he was used and abused by at least 3 of them.
We stayed at a premier inn, between events my wife said pop down to reception for some more milk for a brew. I walked into the corridor in rig (PO) and a group of women on a hen night started running towards me shouting the strippers here!!!! it was like the Wild (North)West!!!
I can imagine it would be a cracking run ashore for the single lads.