Wedding of the Year

#1
XRD and Taloolah are pleased to announce their forthcoming nuptials.

A beaming Taloolah said 'I cant wait to be joined to XRD at last,he is my rock'

XRD was equally happy stating he couldnt wait for the big day to be finally spending his make and mends with her.

The happy couple would like suggestions for a venue as they as yet undecided where to hold the event.

They would also appreciate wedding gift suggestions although they already have copious amounts of starters and electrical impliments.

The stag night will be held in Diamond Lils and Joannas respectively on a date to be announced.

:twisted:
 
#2
rod-gearing said:
XRD and Taloolah are pleased to announce their forthcoming nuptials.

A beaming Taloolah said 'I cant wait to be joined to XRD at last,he is my rock'

XRD was equally happy stating he couldnt wait for the big day to be finally spending his make and mends with her.

The happy couple would like suggestions for a venue as they as yet undecided where to hold the event.

They would also appreciate wedding gift suggestions although they already have copious amounts of starters and electrical impliments.

The stag night will be held in Diamond Lils and Joannas respectively on a date to be announced.

:twisted:
Nice sentiment mucker but i'm actually getting hitched on 25th July to someone else who doesn't talk me to death and doesn't claim to be an ex model although she is essence!! :wink: :D
 

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#7
Well if you're not gonna drill her on your wedding night, perhaps you should permit the Best Man (NZB?) to organise all the male members of RR (apart from Thingy!) to do the duty for you... :twisted: :wink:
 
#8
sgtpepperband said:
Well if you're not gonna drill her on your wedding night, perhaps you should permit the Best Man (NZB?) to organise all the male members of RR (apart from Thingy!) to do the duty for you... :twisted: :wink:
Now steady on pepski!!! Actually crack on mate as i will have more pressing issues such as which direction the bar is in!!!

Form an orderly queue for the trogfest!!

:D :lol: :lol:
 
#9
Posted this on another thread but thought I'd paste it anyway seeing as it's on topic

I was thinking if those 2 got married who would do what at the wedding, MLP for best man speech, RJ for sex advice, Thingy as Matron of Honour and our very own Quasimodo aka Nails for bell ringing.......just a thought
 
#10
WreckerL said:
Posted this on another thread but thought I'd paste it anyway seeing as it's on topic

I was thinking if those 2 got married who would do what at the wedding, MLP for best man speech, RJ for sex advice, Thingy as Matron of Honour and our very own Quasimodo aka Nails for bell ringing.......just a thought
Yeah and i didn't laugh the first time oppo!! :wink: :D :D
 
#11
X.R.D said:
WreckerL said:
Posted this on another thread but thought I'd paste it anyway seeing as it's on topic

I was thinking if those 2 got married who would do what at the wedding, MLP for best man speech, RJ for sex advice, Thingy as Matron of Honour and our very own Quasimodo aka Nails for bell ringing.......just a thought
Yeah and i didn't laugh the first time oppo!! :wink: :D :D
It's the usual rumour shite, say it often enough and it becomes a fact :D
 
#12
WreckerL said:
X.R.D said:
WreckerL said:
Posted this on another thread but thought I'd paste it anyway seeing as it's on topic

I was thinking if those 2 got married who would do what at the wedding, MLP for best man speech, RJ for sex advice, Thingy as Matron of Honour and our very own Quasimodo aka Nails for bell ringing.......just a thought
Yeah and i didn't laugh the first time oppo!! :wink: :D :D
It's the usual rumour shite, say it often enough and it becomes a fact :D
Throbber :wink: :lol: :lol: :D
 
#14
sgtpepperband said:
X.R.D said:
...Throbber :wink: :lol: :lol: :D
That's what Taloolah Boyle will be saying while she's waiting for the Viagra to kick in... :lol:
Nah i use one of those pump things a'la Austin Powers as my Mojo has taken a bit of a pasting of late!!

Its not easy being essence!! :wink:
 
#15
X.R.D said:
sgtpepperband said:
X.R.D said:
...Throbber :wink: :lol: :lol: :D
That's what Taloolah Boyle will be saying while she's waiting for the Viagra to kick in... :lol:
Nah i use one of those pump things a'la Austin Powers as my Mojo has taken a bit of a pasting of late!!

Its not easy being essence!! :wink:
T is being very quiet, is she chewing on something of yours thus disabling her ability for witty responses (I object to being called a throbber, dickhead will do fine and match my write ups :lol: )
 

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#16
X.R.D said:
...Its not easy being essence!! :wink:
Erm, I think you've been taking something a little bit more hallucinogenic that Viagra... mind you, if I was about to make Taloolah Boyle an honourable woman, I'd be taking something a bit stronger too! 8O :D
 
#17
sgtpepperband said:
X.R.D said:
...Its not easy being essence!! :wink:
Erm, I think you've been taking something a little bit more hallucinogenic that Viagra... mind you, if I was about to make Taloolah Boyle an honourable woman, I'd be taking something a bit stronger too! 8O :D
I think i would have to draw the line at that oppo.........divorce papers in the post once i'd sobered up and seen what i'd married.

bloody nora she's gopping get me the heffalump gun!!
 

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#18
X.R.D said:
sgtpepperband said:
X.R.D said:
...Its not easy being essence!! :wink:
Erm, I think you've been taking something a little bit more hallucinogenic that Viagra... mind you, if I was about to make Taloolah Boyle an honourable woman, I'd be taking something a bit stronger too! 8O :D
I think i would have to draw the line at that oppo.........divorce papers in the post once i'd sobered up and seen what i'd married.

bloody nora she's gopping get me the heffalump gun!!
Good plan, Royal. Get a ring on your finger, do her up the wrong 'un, then drop her like hot snot, so you can take a cut of the millions she'll be making as a Jack Black lookeelikee:

 
#20
sgtpepperband said:
X.R.D said:
sgtpepperband said:
X.R.D said:
...Its not easy being essence!! :wink:
Erm, I think you've been taking something a little bit more hallucinogenic that Viagra... mind you, if I was about to make Taloolah Boyle an honourable woman, I'd be taking something a bit stronger too! 8O :D
I think i would have to draw the line at that oppo.........divorce papers in the post once i'd sobered up and seen what i'd married.

bloody nora she's gopping get me the heffalump gun!!
Good plan, Royal. Get a ring on your finger, do her up the wrong 'un, then drop her like hot snot, so you can take a cut of the millions she'll be making as a Jack Black lookeelikee:

Kinell mate the resemblance is uncanny!!!

They have more hair than you aswell!!! :D
 
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