Wayne Rooney

#1
Just heard on BBC news that Wayne Rooney had a police escort from Manchester Airport to the hospital.
FFS he's a footballer not bloody royalty.
What a waste of resources.

Next time Im on duty Ill request one for poor old Mrs Miggins when she fractures her ankle.

Outraged of Endon.
 
#3
As a Trafford red sox hater(or is it now Norwich reserves), it is typical of their club to get special treatment. You dont want to upset their Champagne socialist knight of the realm manager, just in case he wont speak to them again.
 

sgtpepperband

War Hero
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#4
Can't see what the problem is - at least the Police escort will prevent him from stopping to nick a few hubcaps and car stereos on the way... :roll: :wink:
 
#5
sgtpepperband said:
Can't see what the problem is - at least the Police escort will prevent him from stopping to nick a few hubcaps and car stereos on the way... :roll: :wink:
True...can't have him straying on to Noel & Liam's turf.... 8)
 

Grubber

Lantern Swinger
#8
Steady on guys, I heard on the news that he's SPRAINED HIS ANKLE! 8O

I mean, that's worse than a chinese burn off your big brother :roll:

Typical Wendyball over-reaction. I go to the Rugby at Worcester every home game and the club have to pay for the Police coverage around the ground. Did MUFC contribute to the cost of diverting invaluable resources to this?
 

wet_blobby

War Hero
Moderator
#10
I'd spurt my hot man fat over his missus breasts as she licked my love spuds. Now, what's the problem with the bloke who buys whores even older than I have?
 
G

guestm

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#12
Diverting valuable resources? Have a word, this is the Police you're talking about. :wink:
 

tug1970

Lantern Swinger
#18
Wayne Rooney just another over paid over hyped tw*tballer oh I mean football its not really news now is it. God he is one ugly fu*cker.
 
#19
Has ...err...trouble slinging ... err.. fcuking sentence... err... together

Has even... err... more trouble... err slinging a coherent.... err... fcuking sentence together !
 
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