Wayne Rooney

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  1. Just heard on BBC news that Wayne Rooney had a police escort from Manchester Airport to the hospital.
    FFS he's a footballer not bloody royalty.
    What a waste of resources.

    Next time Im on duty Ill request one for poor old Mrs Miggins when she fractures her ankle.

    Outraged of Endon.
  2. man u a one man team

    and I have boarded the bus
  3. As a Trafford red sox hater(or is it now Norwich reserves), it is typical of their club to get special treatment. You dont want to upset their Champagne socialist knight of the realm manager, just in case he wont speak to them again.
  4. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Can't see what the problem is - at least the Police escort will prevent him from stopping to nick a few hubcaps and car stereos on the way... :roll: :wink:
  5. True...can't have him straying on to Noel & Liam's turf.... 8)
  6. Wayne who?? :scratch: :dontknow:
  7. Steady on guys, I heard on the news that he's SPRAINED HIS ANKLE! 8O

    I mean, that's worse than a chinese burn off your big brother :roll:

    Typical Wendyball over-reaction. I go to the Rugby at Worcester every home game and the club have to pay for the Police coverage around the ground. Did MUFC contribute to the cost of diverting invaluable resources to this?
  8. Toot toot fire up the outrage bus.

    I personally hate football and wonder WTF the fuss is all about.
  9. wet_blobby

    wet_blobby War Hero Moderator

    I'd spurt my hot man fat over his missus breasts as she licked my love spuds. Now, what's the problem with the bloke who buys whores even older than I have?
  10. Lets have a real laugh, just fill in the gaps:-

    Wane Rooney's bank balance:-

    N.E.Other's (RR) bank balance:-
    8O :D :D :D
  11. Diverting valuable resources? Have a word, this is the Police you're talking about. :wink:
  12. How can they collect kickbacks if they're working?
  13. Yeah, and Manchester don't forget. Like Somalia without the sunshine :D
  14. witsend

    witsend War Hero Book Reviewer

    Did mother Rooney have a thing for BBC2 westerns before she signed on?
  15. Would find it funny if Rooney was injured for the world cup it would be the biggest crisis in England since the blitz.
  16. Yawn.......Who the [email protected] is this person?
    oh wait, I remember he's the overpaid, monkey faced [email protected] that gets to kick a pigs bladder around a field......Hmmmmmmmm disinterested, Moi?
  17. Wayne Rooney just another over paid over hyped tw*tballer oh I mean football its not really news now is it. God he is one ugly fu*cker.
  18. Has ...err...trouble slinging ... err.. fcuking sentence... err... together

    Has even... err... more trouble... err slinging a coherent.... err... fcuking sentence together !
  19. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    The outrage shitter is ready to go. Please ensure you sign the works ticket.


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