Watermelon Farm

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  1. There was a farmer who grew watermelons. He was doing pretty well,
    but he was disturbed by some local kids who would sneak into his
    watermelon patch at night and eat his watermelons. After some
    careful thought, he came up with a clever idea that he thought would
    scare the kids away for sure.

    He made up a sign and posted it in the field. The next day, the kids
    show up and they saw the sign which read: "Warning! One of the
    watermelons in this field has been injected with poison."

    The kids ran off, made up their own sign and posted it next to the
    farmer's sign. When the farmer returned, he surveyed the field. He
    noticed that no watermelons are missing, but the sign next to his
    read: "Now there are two!"

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