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Warning Discharge Shore

Alfacharlie

War Hero
I know dogs are intelligent, but mine takes the p1ss.
She must of been logging onto RR and reading about the phantom, because this fcuker is now the canine version. As a fully grown adult dog, never had any snags until recently, she's started sh1tting.

I've run out of excuses to tell the mrs, as she wouldn't believe me when I said it was me.

It's now at the stage where I have no choice but to place her under CO's warning for discharge shore. One more fcuk up, she's over the fcuking wall and outside.

Anyone want the cnut?
 

WreckerL

War Hero
Super Moderator
Just hammer a cork up it's harris, attach a piece of string so you can pull it out when you want it to crap...simples (or get a little kid to pull it out saying there's a prize on the other end if they watch closely)
 

pugfrom83

Lantern Swinger
Alfacharlie said:
I know dogs are intelligent, but mine takes the p1ss.
She must of been logging onto RR and reading about the phantom, because this fcuker is now the canine version. As a fully grown adult dog, never had any snags until recently, she's started sh1tting.

I've run out of excuses to tell the mrs, as she wouldn't believe me when I said it was me.

It's now at the stage where I have no choice but to place her under CO's warning for discharge shore. One more fcuk up, she's over the fcuking wall and outside.

Anyone want the cnut?

Your post is most unclear as to who may be going outside. . Given that a dog is mans best friend I sincerely hope that it is your Mrs that is under warning.
 
:D AC do what I did shoot the fcuking dog, get a new one, then shoot the missus cos dogs really are mans best friend just ask Tiger Woods
 

Alfacharlie

War Hero
The advice on lil's is absolutley the best around. Cheers team, I feel safe in the knowledge that you all have each others best at heart.

I can now continue making the best decisions for me and my family. Many thanks.

Who needs Jeremy Kyle?? He's a cnut.

Who needs matelots/pongos? Every fcuker does.
 
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