Want to be a bish?

Shakey

War Hero
There's this place in America (where else) that will let you become a bish in their church for free. Nowt. Buckshee. Gratis. You don't even need to be particularly religious or owt by the looks of it. Gen dit no shit.

Universal Life Church

Just think of the fun you could have. Start your own sex cult and **** gullible birds. Join the Mob as a bish and then pretend to be offended by midget porn and sue for thousands. Break into people's cars, chuck the kids' christmas presents about and say "I'm a bish, it's what I do."

Fan-*******-tastic.
 

nutty_bag

War Hero
Lamri said:
Might be worth it to be able to walk around onboard saying "bless you, my son" to the skipper and jimmy :)

I bashed a bish one or twice, or is that bashed the bishop once or twice. You decide!! :lol:
 

slim

War Hero
nutty_bag said:
Lamri said:
Might be worth it to be able to walk around onboard saying "bless you, my son" to the skipper and jimmy :)

I bashed a bish one or twice, or is that bashed the bishop once or twice. You decide!! :lol:

Bashing the bishop is a long standing naval tradition. Unfortunately due to the privilege being constantly abused the government has decided that this perk can no longer be free of taxation. Bishop bashing is adding to global warming and must be regulated. A new body TOSS OFF (Taxation On Sailors Stropping OR Fist Fudging) is to be initiated in an effort to decide how best to carry this out!
 

nutty_bag

War Hero
slim said:
nutty_bag said:
Lamri said:
Might be worth it to be able to walk around onboard saying "bless you, my son" to the skipper and jimmy :)

I bashed a bish one or twice, or is that bashed the bishop once or twice. You decide!! :lol:

Bashing the bishop is a long standing naval tradition. Unfortunately due to the privilege being constantly abused the government has decided that this perk can no longer be free of taxation. Bishop bashing is adding to global warming and must be regulated. A new body TOSS OFF (Taxation On Sailors Stropping OR Fist Fudging) is to be initiated in an effort to decide how best to carry this out!

Good lad!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
slim said:
nutty_bag said:
Lamri said:
Might be worth it to be able to walk around onboard saying "bless you, my son" to the skipper and jimmy :)

I bashed a bish one or twice, or is that bashed the bishop once or twice. You decide!! :lol:

Bashing the bishop is a long standing naval tradition. Unfortunately due to the privilege being constantly abused the government has decided that this perk can no longer be free of taxation. Bishop bashing is adding to global warming and must be regulated. A new body TOSS OFF (Taxation On Sailors Stropping OR Fist Fudging) is to be initiated in an effort to decide how best to carry this out!

Were you suppose to leak that Slim, I thought it was still under wraps?

I understand that Twojags is to Chair the team assisted by Rev.Pornopadre himself as religious advisor. The revinue will go to the Paupers Fund, a little known fund used to buy lacey numbers for impoverished retired bishops with a penchant for the odd tipple or two... or three... or four... or fifty...
 

slim

War Hero
For information
Any matelot who has bashed his bishop to excess is warned about applying Tiger Balm to the affected area.
 

nutty_bag

War Hero
Always_a_Civvy said:
slim said:
nutty_bag said:
Lamri said:
Might be worth it to be able to walk around onboard saying "bless you, my son" to the skipper and jimmy :)

I bashed a bish one or twice, or is that bashed the bishop once or twice. You decide!! :lol:

Bashing the bishop is a long standing naval tradition. Unfortunately due to the privilege being constantly abused the government has decided that this perk can no longer be free of taxation. Bishop bashing is adding to global warming and must be regulated. A new body TOSS OFF (Taxation On Sailors Stropping OR Fist Fudging) is to be initiated in an effort to decide how best to carry this out!

Were you suppose to leak that Slim, I thought it was still under wraps?

I understand that Twojags is to Chair the team assisted by Rev.Pornopadre himself as religious advisor. The revinue will go to the Paupers Fund, a little known fund used to buy lacey numbers for impoverished retired bishops with a penchant for the odd tipple or two... or three... or four... or fifty...

AAC
Have you been hanging out in the bishops robing room in the house of lords again?? :lol:
 
slim said:
For information
Any matelot who has bashed his bishop to excess is warned about applying Tiger Balm to the affected area.

But have you tried applying the Tiger Balm before bishop bashing? Can recommend! :D (Avoid the RED Tiger Balm - a bit too hot!!!) 8O
 
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