Want to be a bish?

[Shakey]

There's this place in America (where else) that will let you become a bish in their church for free. Nowt. Buckshee. Gratis. You don't even need to be particularly religious or owt by the looks of it. Gen dit no shit.

Universal Life Church

Just think of the fun you could have. Start your own sex cult and **** gullible birds. Join the Mob as a bish and then pretend to be offended by midget porn and sue for thousands. Break into people's cars, chuck the kids' christmas presents about and say "I'm a bish, it's what I do."

Fan-*******-tastic.

 

[Lamri]

Might be worth it to be able to walk around onboard saying "bless you, my son" to the skipper and jimmy

 

[nutty_bag]

Might be worth it to be able to walk around onboard saying "bless you, my son" to the skipper and jimmy

I bashed a bish one or twice, or is that bashed the bishop once or twice. You decide!! :lol:

 

[Lamri]

lol, we had a bish once who drank more than the whole stokers mess, looked like Father Jack I sh1t you not !

 

[slim]

Might be worth it to be able to walk around onboard saying "bless you, my son" to the skipper and jimmy

I bashed a bish one or twice, or is that bashed the bishop once or twice. You decide!! :lol:

Bashing the bishop is a long standing naval tradition. Unfortunately due to the privilege being constantly abused the government has decided that this perk can no longer be free of taxation. Bishop bashing is adding to global warming and must be regulated. A new body TOSS OFF (Taxation On Sailors Stropping OR Fist Fudging) is to be initiated in an effort to decide how best to carry this out!

 

[nutty_bag]

Might be worth it to be able to walk around onboard saying "bless you, my son" to the skipper and jimmy

I bashed a bish one or twice, or is that bashed the bishop once or twice. You decide!! :lol:

Bashing the bishop is a long standing naval tradition. Unfortunately due to the privilege being constantly abused the government has decided that this perk can no longer be free of taxation. Bishop bashing is adding to global warming and must be regulated. A new body TOSS OFF (Taxation On Sailors Stropping OR Fist Fudging) is to be initiated in an effort to decide how best to carry this out!

Good lad!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Always_a_Civvy]

Might be worth it to be able to walk around onboard saying "bless you, my son" to the skipper and jimmy

I bashed a bish one or twice, or is that bashed the bishop once or twice. You decide!! :lol:

Bashing the bishop is a long standing naval tradition. Unfortunately due to the privilege being constantly abused the government has decided that this perk can no longer be free of taxation. Bishop bashing is adding to global warming and must be regulated. A new body TOSS OFF (Taxation On Sailors Stropping OR Fist Fudging) is to be initiated in an effort to decide how best to carry this out!

Were you suppose to leak that Slim, I thought it was still under wraps?

I understand that Twojags is to Chair the team assisted by Rev.Pornopadre himself as religious advisor. The revinue will go to the Paupers Fund, a little known fund used to buy lacey numbers for impoverished retired bishops with a penchant for the odd tipple or two... or three... or four... or fifty...

 

[slim]

For information
Any matelot who has bashed his bishop to excess is warned about applying Tiger Balm to the affected area.

 

[nutty_bag]

Might be worth it to be able to walk around onboard saying "bless you, my son" to the skipper and jimmy

I bashed a bish one or twice, or is that bashed the bishop once or twice. You decide!! :lol:

Bashing the bishop is a long standing naval tradition. Unfortunately due to the privilege being constantly abused the government has decided that this perk can no longer be free of taxation. Bishop bashing is adding to global warming and must be regulated. A new body TOSS OFF (Taxation On Sailors Stropping OR Fist Fudging) is to be initiated in an effort to decide how best to carry this out!

Were you suppose to leak that Slim, I thought it was still under wraps?

I understand that Twojags is to Chair the team assisted by Rev.Pornopadre himself as religious advisor. The revinue will go to the Paupers Fund, a little known fund used to buy lacey numbers for impoverished retired bishops with a penchant for the odd tipple or two... or three... or four... or fifty...

AAC
Have you been hanging out in the bishops robing room in the house of lords again?? :lol:

 

[Lamri]

Or even bashing someone elses bishop perchance

 

[Always_a_Civvy]

For information
Any matelot who has bashed his bishop to excess is warned about applying Tiger Balm to the affected area.

But have you tried applying the Tiger Balm before bishop bashing? Can recommend! (Avoid the RED Tiger Balm - a bit too hot!!!) 8O

 

[Always_a_Civvy]

Or even bashing someone elses bishop perchance

Me? I'm innocent! :wink: :lol:

AAC
Have you been hanging out in the bishops robing room in the house of lords again?? :lol:

 

[nutty_bag]

AAC
Have you been hanging out in the bishops robing room in the house of lords again?? :lol:

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I always wondered why the said room off of peers lobby had so many mirrors in it. Would you care to explain AAC seeing as you know the location of said room? :lol: