There's this place in America (where else) that will let you become a bish in their church for free. Nowt. Buckshee. Gratis. You don't even need to be particularly religious or owt by the looks of it. Gen dit no shit. Universal Life Church Just think of the fun you could have. Start your own sex cult and fuck gullible birds. Join the Mob as a bish and then pretend to be offended by midget porn and sue for thousands. Break into people's cars, chuck the kids' christmas presents about and say "I'm a bish, it's what I do." Fan-fucking-tastic.