Somebody recently coined the phrase "wanking too much". Now, this is a cause of great consternation to me as I hadn't previously thought this possible. However, my preconceptions have now been questioined and now I find myslef thinking that perhaps I touch myself far too often. Now. I am 35. I first broke my toggle at 12. I average about 3 wanks a day. That means, thus far, I have had roughly 28200 wanks in my life. Now I'm no stat grinding smash assessor. However that seems like a lot of wanks. Therefore I put this to you: 1. How much is too much. 2. Do you vary the method (I do, but I'm waiting for ammo)? 3. Has it ever ended badly? 4. Have you foregone important tasks for a thrash instead? Therefore, spin your wanking dits, been caught by mum? Smashed one over your prone missus? On stag? Let's hear it. Wanking is ace.