In that case sir, i have no option but to accuse you of a 'walter mitty' offence, in regards your claims to the procurement and unnatural relations with the sheep known as Morag on which you want to lay upon in front of the fire, as your they are lacking in corroboration!
I must come to a fellow sheep fanciers defence, Pol has on several occasions provided me with sheep 'Handling' advice, all of which has been useful in my nocturnal sheep trialing. Walt indeed! Hurumph!
(Sheep) Worrier of NZ