Lantern Swinger
Hello cunts

So, after years of carrying around money, cards and hundreds of unpaid parking tickets in numerous pockets about my person, I probably need to grow up and finally find a wallet which I like.

Problem is I fucking hate the damned things; bulky, flawed and generally a pain in the bum.

I would like a wallet to hold two currencies separately (notes only), a couple of credit cards and space for wallet litter (the odd hastily written number of a girl, and a sketch map of randomly discovered dogging sites).

I carry my ID separately, so I'm not after some cheesy ID window (everyone who owns one should be cut with spoons).

Any suggestions of what works for you?


Lantern Swinger
TattooDog said:
This one is only £6 on e-bay, but you'd better be quick since there's only a few left!

There's so much wrong with that wallet I don't even know where to begin! Now if they had a Somalian Navy one that would be cool. 8O


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Blackrat said:
Do Purdey's make cock rings by any chance?
2DD can have anything made for you. He did an oversized birdcage for me to keep my victims in. I make them tweet and shoot them with blowdarts. It's awesome
XXL? Is that all?... well if ever you make big ones I'll get one.

Back on thread, :roll: "what do you use a wallet for? Is it a female Wally? 8O

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