Walkers crisps

Scrumpy

Lantern Swinger
#1
I have just tried some of those new flavour crisps that are out.

The Crispy Duck & Hoisin sauce crisps are absolutely vile.

The Fish and Chip 'flavoured' crisps must have been kept in a prostitutes knickers for a week to get the fishy smell infused into them.

And the Cajun squirrel tastes like roadkill.



I have thrown them in the bin, and I am now eating a shit sandwich which is much more tasty
 
#4
The onion bhaji ones are really nice though. The Builders breakfast ones just taste like fried egg and nothing else. I did try the fish and chips ones, and have to agree with Scrumpy. Now I know why I'm a poof!....Yuk! :puke:
 

dixie_gooner

Lantern Swinger
#5
I entered the competition with an awesome flavour.......Cheesey Hammy Eggie :lol:

I thought I was on to a sure fire winner, but was never chosen. :?:

Maybe we should petition them :!: :!:
 
#6
dixie_gooner said:
I entered the competition with an awesome flavour.......Cheesey Hammy Eggie :lol:

I thought I was on to a sure fire winner, but was never chosen. :?:

Maybe we should petition them :!: :!:
Would have worked, only snag is you mentioned Hammy!! Might upset the majority of Britain!!!
 
#13
type42stoker said:
The onion bhaji ones are really nice though. The Builders breakfast ones just taste like fried egg and nothing else. I did try the fish and chips ones, and have to agree with Scrumpy. Now I know why I'm a poof!....Yuk! :puke:
Cheese and Beef more your thing mate? :wink:

All these new flavours are stinking, it just goes to show though dunnit, we all bought them.
 
#19
Actually entered the comp with the flavour:

"FULL ENGLISH BREAKFAST"

Checked all the previous posts for flavours and found out
that no other fooka had thought of this one.

Sent it in, and blow me - they chose another called

"BUILDERS BREAKFAST"

Obviously the word English was too strong, so all I got was
a made up Photoshopped image of my original idea and a
voucher for 1 x bag of delicious crisps. They didn't even
make the photo up right - and called it by the builders version,
and not the Full English Version.

Oh well....back to work come Monday.



Lost out for the chance of a fifty thousand quid 1st prize and
2% share of the profits of all new flavour crisps sold.

Do me a favour - don't vote for Builders Breakfast.

Seen off.....as usual.
 

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