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wafu secret santa HELP!

wafuloyal

Newbie
Hi Guys,
So - yesterday my "flight" drew our secret santa names, and i pulled out the FLOBS. The aim this year is to insult eachother as much as possible.
I was wandering what sort of gifts you think would be offensive yet humorous to an Observer. I did find a book called i wish i were a pilot. so my theme has been going down the failed pilot route (dont shoot me pilots)
I Don't really know the guy well as he's not long been on the flight, But im going to be away for a while so i need to get ordering.

Thanks In Advance!
 

Wightsparker

War Hero
Willy-warmer knitted in dark blue with gold rings. Get it made much too big and put a note with it to the effect that you asked his mum/wife/girlfriend to make it, using you as the model.
 

Topstop

War Hero
http://www.rapidracking.com/en/rra/...4mmw-f3i-f3i?gclid=CKrFjLrt28gCFcsBwwodad0LBQ

You only need the J A F and the O ;)

Or a baseball cap.
 
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Pontius

War Hero
Definitely Topstop's idea. Just the right amount of mick taking without being rude and insulting. If he has any sense of humour I'm sure he'd be proud to wear his headgear at every banyan.
 

WreckerL

War Hero
Super Moderator
If that makes sense. I can imagine being underwater you don't have much interaction with aircraft

It makes sense and the only interaction we had with petrol pigeons was when you were trying to find us (crabs included when we had MPA).

There's only so many masts we can put up ;)
 
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