wafu secret santa HELP!

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  1. Hi Guys,
    So - yesterday my "flight" drew our secret santa names, and i pulled out the FLOBS. The aim this year is to insult eachother as much as possible.
    I was wandering what sort of gifts you think would be offensive yet humorous to an Observer. I did find a book called i wish i were a pilot. so my theme has been going down the failed pilot route (dont shoot me pilots)
    I Don't really know the guy well as he's not long been on the flight, But im going to be away for a while so i need to get ordering.

    Thanks In Advance!
     
  2. Daily Mail ?.
     
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  3. Willy-warmer knitted in dark blue with gold rings. Get it made much too big and put a note with it to the effect that you asked his mum/wife/girlfriend to make it, using you as the model.
     
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  6. Definitely Topstop's idea. Just the right amount of mick taking without being rude and insulting. If he has any sense of humour I'm sure he'd be proud to wear his headgear at every banyan.
     
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  7. You will get some stick from ex-jenny when she spots you have pinched her her avatar.
     
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  8. A used can of Lynx?
     
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  9. For the benefit of sea goers, err sorry, non-wafus ;), what's a FLOBS and a JAFO?
     
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  10. Flobs is a flight observer. Aka wana be pilot. And jafo. Just another ******* observer.
     
  11. FLOBS come out of your nose and JAFOs are cakey biscuit things with a chocolate and orange top.

    I think.
     
  12. Ta.
     
  13. If that makes sense. I can imagine being underwater you don't have much interaction with aircraft
     
  14. It makes sense and the only interaction we had with petrol pigeons was when you were trying to find us (crabs included when we had MPA).

    There's only so many masts we can put up ;)
     
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  15. Training for a crash on deck was easy - it was just 10 down and wash away the debris!
     
  16. Ageing_Gracefully

    Ageing_Gracefully War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Buy him this

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    That should be insulting enough!
     
  17. You sir, are one sick puppy!!
     
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