Wacko Jacko Dead?

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  1. Pop star Michael Jackson has been rushed to hospital in Los Angeles with a suspected cardiac arrest.

    The Los Angeles Times reported that the 50-year-old singer was not breathing when paramedics arrived at his home.

    The paramedics performed CPR and took him to the UCLA medical centre, the newspaper says. Officials would not confirm if the CPR was successful.

    The star was due to begin a series of comeback concerts with an appearance at London's O2 arena on 13 July.

    He has a history of health problems and has not completed a concert tour in 12 years.

    Michael Jackson's home is off Sunset Boulevard in Bel Air.


    Edit - for mong spelling
  2. I just read it too on Sky News, suppose we'll have to wait for tomorrow to hear further news.
  3. prolly another publicity stunt off him, not that the world shall miss him if it is true
  4. Re: Wacko Jaxko Dead?

    If he has coofed it his cremation won't take long, plastic doesn't take long to melt.
  5. Right start him on clopidogrel, keep him calm and I'll be there by september. :twisted:
  6. It's being reported live on Sky 503, with Yuri Gellar bending spoons via a phone.

    Apparently it's reported he is now in a coma.
  8. LA Times reporting now that he has passed away.
  9. I don't think any of us down the pub had him in this year's celebrity deathwatch.

    Never mind, I think my money on Milk Snatcher is still looking good.
  11. witsend

    witsend War Hero Book Reviewer

    I reckon Billie Jean's son can now look at the man in the mirror feeling this dangerous smooth criminal has beat it. Another part of me says keep the faith, black or white we're sure in for a thriller. The girlfriend who's working day and night, says remember the time, hes gone too soon.
  12. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    So even with all those oxygen tents, face masks and kiddie porn and he still died... :shock:

    At least we can can recycle him and make some Asda carrier bags! :thumbleft:
  13. Bonus the drinks are on me!! Neg jesus juice. gary glitter next?
  14. do you think people will get their money back for their tickets?
  15. witsend

    witsend War Hero Book Reviewer

    You selfish [email protected], your money will pay for the state funeral, california style. How I weeped at Liberace's wake. :(
  16. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Hmm, I bet you gave him a warm hand on his entrance... 8O :twisted:
  17. Ageing_Gracefully

    Ageing_Gracefully War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Nah, they'll just prop him up on stage - nobody will notice.
  18. witsend

    witsend War Hero Book Reviewer

    Some men die with their boots on, Liberace died with a smile on his face! So thingy told me.
  19. Can hardly wait for the misunderstood genius documentaries and hours long news footage of his funeral with the usual hag fags, Liz taylor, Elton John and husband etc, turning up to get their fizzogs in Hello...er i mean pay their respects. :roll:
    As the man himself sang "Got to be there..."
  20. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

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