Gutaway
Midshipman

In an interview on Radio Four's Today programme that paragon of virtue Blind Pugh was asked about the so called FASBOs or Foetal ASBOs, the latest plan by His Imperial Majesty Emperor T. Bliar to serve ABOs on teenage mothers.
Blind Pugh was quite adamant that there were several contributing factors to these dysfunctional families, all which were to be tackled.
These included,
I'm keen to find out how they plan to do this, could it be a conspiracy to increase the number of surveillance cameras or will all teenage boys have some sort of speed detecting bracelet on each hand ?
Will these WASBOs become a badge of honour or of shame ?
Edited to correct Blind Pugh's quote.
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Blind Pugh was quite adamant that there were several contributing factors to these dysfunctional families, all which were to be tackled.
These included,
The Adulterous Minister said:...underachivement in education, drug abuse, teenage pregnancy, self abuse, lack of self esteem...
I'm keen to find out how they plan to do this, could it be a conspiracy to increase the number of surveillance cameras or will all teenage boys have some sort of speed detecting bracelet on each hand ?
Will these WASBOs become a badge of honour or of shame ?
Edited to correct Blind Pugh's quote.
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