Visitors day knicker list

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  1. Following on(not through) from the Gronks board post ,do the young sailors of todays modern navy keep a knicker list at the bottom of the ladders on Open Days.

    We used to have such fun when the young ladies and some older ones were helped down the for'd torpedo loading hatch ladder onboard.

    We used to compare the list from back aft to just make sure nothing was missed.

    It passed a tedious duty watch while the boat was open to visitors I suppose.

    (we also did the same when I was on the Rot Easy as well)
  2. That brought something back (not literally). Was on an S boat when a load of females were shown around. Myself and the diesel room killick hid down the fridge flat watching the view through the grating hatch when one looked down and screamed. OOD ordered us out and we had to slide down 2 deck with some pretty hostile stares from assembled ladies. I was actually embarrassed :oops: :oops: :oops:
  3. witsend

    witsend War Hero Book Reviewer

    A great plan foiled by someone looking down where they were walking as they passed through 29B/H. :lol:
  4. Managed to ping one who was commando, looked like a burst pillow though
  5. Genius. Although i think your cunning plan was flawed mate!!!

    Edited to note...........mlaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!! :D

  6. Surprising what can happen durng a boring weekend duty and imbibing in too many blue grenades, comes under the heading "good idea at the time"
  7. I thought electrifying the zip on some ex matelots tent was rather amusing on one very boring weekend. Rigged it up using the battery and flex they use to keep cattle penned in. Works a treat hearing some throbber screaming everytime he tries to exit his tent.

    hehehehe :twisted:
  8. Stokers ,those greasy meerkat act alikes actually set an 8mm cine camera at the bottom of the hatch in the burma way and were busy filming until one of the pigs rumbled it after the jimmy said "Whats that Whirring noise?"
    The poor b*stard who the camera belonged to had it took off him and he had nowt to do with the plot. :D :D
    I bet the ward room had a good film show as by all accounts there was a bit of class footage. :roll: :wink:
    My personal favorite was being Bowman in the cutter when off loading Fanny onto the accommodation ladders. :roll: :D :D and remember being a piss stained old fart, it was all stockings and suspenders until the mid 70's 8O 8O :twisted:
  9. witsend

    witsend War Hero Book Reviewer

    How the fcuk would you know, your last shag was during the swinging 60s. :wink:
  10. 1860's :D
  11. Perhaps that was when she was born? :lol:
  12. witsend

    witsend War Hero Book Reviewer

  13. She was known as treasure as they wondered where she was dug up from!! 8O
  14. witsend

    witsend War Hero Book Reviewer

    First name Ruby?

  15. Fcuk off I had a bit in 1959

    Its now 20. :D 00
  16. witsend

    witsend War Hero Book Reviewer

    That would have worked if it was 20 hundred. :roll: :wink:
  17. Ah the old chestnuts strike again!!! :D
  18. Yeah I know but well tested.

    You see wit runs down the hill and fcuks a few women fast. I walk down and screw the lot, slowly. :oops: :oops: :D :D
  19. witsend

    witsend War Hero Book Reviewer

    Very true, I'm down the pub getting pissed, but I don't have to wait for the viagra to kick in.
  20. I would infact like to try viagra just to see if its as good as they say, but Heart attack so no can do :cry: :cry: :cry:
    You take your puter to the pub?
    Why don't you take a woman or get a dog (canine variety or Tahoola) you can try throwing a stick but I doubt it will fetch it back.
    Plan three, take XRD, rumor has it he will pick up owt :D :D :D

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