Visited by three ghosts.

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  1. witsend

    witsend War Hero Book Reviewer

    Marilyn Monroe - To sing me happy birthday and find out if she nailed JFK.

    Jesus - To ask if he could turn this one bottle of wine into three.

    Bing Crosby - So I could kick his head in for causing my headache.

    Which three ghosts would you like a visit from?
  2. None that I can mention on here. :roll:
  3. witsend

    witsend War Hero Book Reviewer

    I do believe the weather is becoming warmer, and I'm sure your ghosts would leave you on thin ice and a visit from the grim reaper. :wink:
  4. The ghosts would step on the back of my head and shite on my kedgereee mate, so I won't be drawn on the matter!
  5. witsend

    witsend War Hero Book Reviewer

    John Lennon - Ever visited the four floors?

    Pavarotti - Pies or cream buns?

    Einstein - Ever use a crib note at school?
  6. -Edward Elgar to get the ending for the Enigma Variations.

    -Idi Amin to gain the ingredients for the perfect party.

    -Mother Teresa to have a better insight into the suffering endured by the poor of the world.

    Complex me :wink:
  7. To Witsend: Where on earth did you get the bird doing the 'knob in gob' routine. It cracks me up everytime I see one of your posts. Thanks for that mate. Have a good Christmas and New Year
  8. janner

    janner War Hero Book Reviewer

    Hanratty did it - they now have DNA proof
  9. Billy Gruff


    White Socks

    Oh I'm sorry, I thought you said goats :oops:
  10. witsend

    witsend War Hero Book Reviewer

    John Holmes - Compare scorecards.

    Liberace - Learn how to play the piano.

    Bruce Lee - For a square go.
  11. witsend

    witsend War Hero Book Reviewer

    I was thinking more of OJ.

    Edit, but a free lunch swings it.
  12. wet_blobby

    wet_blobby War Hero Moderator




    Just so I can snigger at them.
  13. long as they are ghosts!!!!
  14. There is supposedly some beauty on Dartmoor who crawls into sleeping bags with men camping alone. I am fed up with spending nights alone on Dartmoor and getting sod all, not even a cold hand shake.

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