Visited by three ghosts.

witsend

MIA
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#1
Marilyn Monroe - To sing me happy birthday and find out if she nailed JFK.

Jesus - To ask if he could turn this one bottle of wine into three.

Bing Crosby - So I could kick his head in for causing my headache.

Which three ghosts would you like a visit from?
 

witsend

MIA
Book Reviewer
#3
I do believe the weather is becoming warmer, and I'm sure your ghosts would leave you on thin ice and a visit from the grim reaper. :wink:
 
#4
witsend said:
I do believe the weather is becoming warmer, and I'm sure your ghosts would leave you on thin ice and a visit from the grim reaper. :wink:
The ghosts would step on the back of my head and shite on my kedgereee mate, so I won't be drawn on the matter!
 

witsend

MIA
Book Reviewer
#5
John Lennon - Ever visited the four floors?

Pavarotti - Pies or cream buns?

Einstein - Ever use a crib note at school?
 
#6
-Edward Elgar to get the ending for the Enigma Variations.

-Idi Amin to gain the ingredients for the perfect party.

-Mother Teresa to have a better insight into the suffering endured by the poor of the world.

Complex me :wink:
-
 

Dicky

Lantern Swinger
#7
To Witsend: Where on earth did you get the bird doing the 'knob in gob' routine. It cracks me up everytime I see one of your posts. Thanks for that mate. Have a good Christmas and New Year 2010....lol...
 
#14
There is supposedly some beauty on Dartmoor who crawls into sleeping bags with men camping alone. I am fed up with spending nights alone on Dartmoor and getting sod all, not even a cold hand shake.
 
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