Vicar tells children Santa is dead

We can't blame the Muslims for this one:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/2562109.stm

He can't be dead read this:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/4117383.stm

And there's more:

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1645614.html?menu=

 

He can't be dead - I sent him a letter listing my wants ...... !!

 

BAH, HUM BUG !! to the Vicar.

 

Obviously this knob has never been on a hearts and minds crusade.

And as for the big man with the sack I thought the elves where there to help out and look after the old timer. Typical you just cannot get the staff these days.

 

He is dead!





And this is how!

 

Ah schucks , 8)

 

Santa is not dead, otherwise how could our gallant North American Allies based at NORAD track him every year

http://www.northpole.com/NoradSanta.asp

 

Ah you fell for the old Norad Trap!We all know how truthful the septics are!

 

Santa is alive..............he asked some teenage lass to sit on his knee in a dirty voice last week in Harrods!

 

Why didn't he tell them the rest of the message: that God is dead too!

 

That was the ex Matelot "JD"

 

Such cynicism is terribly unbecoming, andym!
I would NEVER lie to you.

Santa is real! he came to my house last year, and said he was taking my tv and dvd player in to be replaced wih new ones! I'm sure I'll see him this year with them!

(He must have been cold to be wearing that ski mask 8O )

 

I DON'T BELIEVE IT !
and when he lands his silenced helicopter on my roof, and uses his magic key, to open the velux window- on christmas eve - :roll: then you will see.
P.S. will pm you if he doesn't show.