Viagra

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My Brother went to the doctors and asked for a 1/4 pill of Viagra,the doctor said "Billy! your 95 years old and your wife has been dead 5 years,why do you want just a 1/4 pill of Viagra?"
Billy said " I just want to raise it a little bit!" The doctor was bemused and asked why on earth would anyone want his Nudger raised a little bit.
My brother said " I want to stop pissing on my Slippers!"

Hope it's not hereditary! but probably useful for all ex-Matelots!and if it's been previously posted it's because I am slow.
 
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