Viagra

fishhead

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A man walks into a Pharmacy and says to the Pharmacist, "Listen, I have three girls over tonight. I've never had three girls at once. I need something to keep me Horny.. keep me Potent."

The Pharmacist reaches under the counter, unlocks the bottom drawer and takes out a small cardboard box marked with a label "Viagra Extra Strength" and says, "Here, if you eat this, you'll go nuts for twelve hours."

The man says, "Great. Gimme Three Boxes."

The next day the man walks into the same Pharmacy. Limps up to the Pharmacist and pulls down his pants.

The Pharmacist looks in Horror as he notices the man's Penis is Black and Blue, and the Skin is Hanging off in Some Places.

The man says, "Quick. Gimme a Bottle of Deep Heat."

The Pharmacist replies in Horror, "You can't put Deep Heat on that"..!

The Man says, "No, it's for my Arms, the Girls didn't show up.
 

WreckerL

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лол, мораль этой истории не спешить принимать таблетки :)))
Another US based IP address, I wonder if they think the internet is a Coronavirus cure, seeing as a lot of them think 5G causes it, fight fire with fire so to speak.
 
We shouldn't forget that viagra, cialis and other medicines for increasing potency is a dangerous drug. You shouldn't take it without prescription from a doctor. He can tell the exact dose you need to take and what can be more safe for your body. I heard about a number of contraindications and side effects like severe headaches and heart problems. My father take viagra sometimes but he knows how much pills he can take and he buys medicines from andrikofarmakeio.com a reliable and certified pharmacy.
 
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