Viagra and condoms to solve a modern day sticky question

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A right royal pun fest. I reckon Finbar Saunders could have a nervous breakdown with this.

 

So it's basically a stiff bit of garden hose!!

 

"Gaping hole" "stiffest resistance" "hours of pounding away at their research" the list is endless

 

A woman may suck on it without worrying about keeping a stiff upper lip.

 

Guys as a relatively active over 50 may I recommend Kumagra, don't take the whole tablet maybe a quarter otherwise the old blood pressure hits the roof and the missus doesn't enjoy being prodded by a guy who looks like he's been Tango'd

 

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Stan,

Your researches would explain the reason for the infrequency of your RR posts of late.

 

Kumagra, what the hells that Stan....Thought you was important not impotent :-D

 

The way to go......

American Tourist Dies Apparently Of Generic Viagra Overdose - Thailand Forum

 

You is wingin white wonky willy wankers.
Viagra? Who need it? Man I is rigged like a three badge mule, and can satisfy a woman even when it shrunk.
De white woman like it like that, den can manage me meat. Most white married woman not broke in by yo shrunk little paloney pricks, and just cravin a real black puddin.
Impotent honky bums.

 

I only got 6 inches man but there's 18 stone pushing the little pecker in

 

RR your'e a cnut but yous funny, Oh an by da way when I gets dressed, struts my stuff, puts on some of dat Brut dem bitches is wetter dan a 5 man firefighting team

 

Yeah but with "dry powder":tongue10:

 

I used one of them viagra condoms, but I put it on inside out.
Well I think I did as when I mounted her she kept shouting "fuck me rigid"

 

I ate one once and gave birth to a concrete pylon

 

..in the interest of research, would that be on a horizontal plane or uphill?