A ninety year old went to his doctor, can you give me a precription for some valium he asked. the Doc gave him one tablet 'can you cut it into four, the old chap asked. A quarter of a tablet will not get you hard the Doc said. The old chap said I dont want to get hard, I just want it to raise its head so I can stop pissing on my trousers,

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