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Valentines Thoughts

Stand_Still

Lantern Swinger
Valentines Thoughts

These are entries to a Washington Post competition
asking for a rhyme
with the most romantic first line but the least
romantic second line.


Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
But I slept with you because I was pissed.

I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother.


Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and
so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,
the sugar bowl's empty, and so is your head.

Kind, intelligent, loving, and hot.
This describes everything you're not.

I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that bag from off your face.

I love your smile, your face, your eyes.
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife,
Marrying you screwed up my life.

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.

My love , you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

What inspired this amorous rhyme?

Two parts vodka, one part lime.
 

BillyNoMates

War Hero
:evil: Valentines Day - a late response. :evil:

"My love for you grows stronger"
"With every passing day"
"As I re-grout all the bathroom tiles"
"Just to while the time away"

"My darling - I truly love you"
"Until I die - I'm yours"
"I think how much I love you"
"As I gloss the bedroom doors"

"So be my Valentine tonight"
"And you answer - lets get crackin'"
"But love is cancelled I'm afraid"
"'Cos I've done me f***ing back in"


With Love from Mister Fluffy-Bunny-kins

To my provider of the endless "List of things to do"
 
Fcuking valentines day, What is it with little miss Blobbs?

For the 3rd time on a valentines day she ends up in A&E, breaks her arm this time.....And there was only male nurses on duty.......barhumbug. :evil:
 
From my cat Vincenzo to his unrequited love Izzy - posted in his facebook group

Brown and black are the birds
Mice have feet of grey
If you will be my valentine
I will bring you lots of prey!
 
rosinacarley said:
From my cat Vincenzo to his unrequited love Izzy - posted in his facebook group

Brown and black are the birds
Mice have feet of grey
If you will be my valentine
I will bring you lots of prey!

I'm so sorry he didn't get my reply! 8O

Vincenzo's fur like finest spun silk
Sleekly he glides from tree to bird
As silent as a Hunter Killer Submarine
And as lethal; his game taste as no other.


"Izzy" aka Thingy :wink:




PS: Did he receive the side of poached wild salmon I ordered for him from Fortnums?
 
Thingy, you are so not Izzy!

Izzy is small and delicate, she has grey and white fur in vast abundances. She is a cat.

In fact, she is everything that you are not!

However the PO Stoker said the salmon was lovely thank you and why have you transferred your allegences from him to my cat? Tart!
 
rosinacarley said:
Thingy, you are so not Izzy!

Izzy is small and delicate, she has grey and white fur in vast abundances. She is a cat.

In fact, she is everything that you are not!

However the PO Stoker said the salmon was lovely thank you and why have you transferred your allegences from him to my cat? Tart!

Grey and White, now that sounds just like me. I'm as skinny as Nutty! o_O

Glad Vincenzo (aka the PO Stoker) enjoyed his snack and look forward to him being posted here for his Easter vacation in his o so gay pink fluffy slippers. :razz:
 
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