Valentines Day - and beyond!

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  1. Somewhat similar to "Last post wins" - just
    place your message of love for anyone on
    two legs, (and most things on four) in here.

    "Roses are Red"
    "Violets are Blue"
    "I'm a train driver"
    "So choo-choo-choo-choo"

  2. Roses are straight,
    Violets are twisted,
    Bend over love,
    You're about to get f*sted.

    Roses make me laugh,
    Violets make me titter,
    You're a dirty b*tch,
    And you love it up the sh*tter.

    two i was sent today by a oppo.
  3. Love may be beautiful,love may be bliss.But I only slept with you because I was pissed.
  4. One for the lady's

    You stood there in our bedroom, love bursting from your heart.'Whats that smell? I asked you.' Its me and thats my fart.'

    I did not want a smelly man,one with saggy balls.
    I want a fit Adonis type who's todger wacks the walls.

    But for now you're all I have my love.
    Your breath,your farts and arse.
    Ill take the rose you gave me and place it in a glass.

    You're quite a dirty bastard,you never wash your bits,
    You're always groping lady lumps and staring at girls tits.
  5. Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I gonna fcuk the fanny off you
  6. Roses are blue
    Violets are Red
    I'm retarded
    And just wet your bed.
  7. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    "Our love will never become cold and hollow
    Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow."
  8. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    "I bought this Valentine's card at the store
    In hope that, later, you'll be my whore."
  9. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    "You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class
    Especially when I'm spanking, your big round fat ass."
  10. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    "This feels so good, it feels so right,
    I just wish it wasn't 200 quid a night."
  11. Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I'm schizophrenic
    And so am I
  12. Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Get on your knees
    And suck my foo foo
  13. as written by bitter and twisted ex
    Roses are red
    violets are blue
    I am going bankrupt you

    She didn't ha :D :)
  14. My ex wife said one Valentines Day smother me in diamonds. I couldnt afford the diamonds so I just settled on smothering her but the bitch fought back just no sense of humour that one

  15. Roses are red,
    Violets are blue
    I'll suck fuck all of yours
    It smells of stale shit.

    Yes shit doesn't rhyme,
    Stop going frantic,
    It was just an excuse as your twat is gigantic,
    I'd rather not stick my poor nose by your fanny,
    It gives off an odour of stale fish, mixed with granny.

    And always remember,
    When out on a binge,
    The smell of your dinner,
    Comes out of your minge,

    It's a bit of a pisser,
    But Foo Foo wont cover,
    The stink of a snatch block
    That's been creamed by a lover.
  16. :lol: Classic!

    Oust the b*tch!

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