Since you appreciated the UY/SUY ridiculousness --Here's a little more:-Cock
TOPGALLANT AND ROYAL YARDMEN IN THE TOPS!
Man the clew-jiggers and buntlines; head down hauls; spanker and trysail brails!
Man the above-named gear, also the leechlines, topgallant and royal clew-lines, and spanker and trysail head down hauls and clew ropes. Tend the head sheets and halliards, trysail and spanker outhauls and top bowlines.
Signal of execution being hoisted:
ALOFT TOPMEN! Lower yardmen on the sheer pole!
ALOFT LOWER YARDMEN!