Uses for a CHav

slim

War Hero
I am really pissed off that Chavs are living off my and other peoples income taxes and having to do nothing to earn their benefits. Obviously with their limited intelligence suitable work may be difficult to find.
Here are some of my suggestions, please feel free to add

1. Deck hockey puck recovery swimmer.

2. Underwater submarine bow door operator

3. Flight deck parking attendant (while at flying stations)

4. Splash target coxn

5. Spare anchor
 
6. Sewage pipe cleaner

7. Chimney sweep

8. Fish food for piranahs

9. Explosive waistcoat demonstrator

10. Dummy for MOB is shark infested/arctic waters
 
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Guest
Flexi blocks

Scare crows

Bonfires

Halloween costumes

Drugs testing - saves those poor animals
 

brigham600

War Hero
1. Cleaning the streets of their Maccy Dees leftovers.
2. Bait for shark fishing
3. Crash test dummies.
4. Neutering.
5. The next Big Brother, but in Alaska without the cameras.
6. Mannequin for Gieves and Hawkes. Would love to see their faces.
 

Muffler

Badgeman
Stop pretendin you don`t know what a lifebuoy sentry is / was.

Mind you it is a job that was phased out many moons ago, not so long ago as bunting tossers though,

……..
 

FlagWagger

GCM
Book Reviewer
Muffler said:
Stop pretendin you don`t know what a lifebuoy sentry is / was.

Mind you it is a job that was phased out many moons ago, not so long ago as bunting tossers though,

……..
Ouch! :)
 

brigham600

War Hero
Muffler, as much as I love to wind up the buntings myself, being an ex sparker, they still remain and will do for a few more months yet.

Still, as us sparkers always used to say; "It must have been a piss-easy job if they can now train dabbers to do it." :)
 
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