Uses for a CHav

[slim]

I am really pissed off that Chavs are living off my and other peoples income taxes and having to do nothing to earn their benefits. Obviously with their limited intelligence suitable work may be difficult to find.
Here are some of my suggestions, please feel free to add

1. Deck hockey puck recovery swimmer.

2. Underwater submarine bow door operator

3. Flight deck parking attendant (while at flying stations)

4. Splash target coxn

5. Spare anchor

 

[andym]

Traffic bollard?

 

[slim]

Land mine detector

 

[Always_a_Civvy]

6. Sewage pipe cleaner

7. Chimney sweep

8. Fish food for piranahs

9. Explosive waistcoat demonstrator

10. Dummy for MOB is shark infested/arctic waters

 

[andym]

And advert against reproduction!

 

[higthepig]

Abassadors in Saudi or any other muslim country.

 

[Scran_Bag]

Substitutes for dumb animals in scientific experiments.

 

[Dabs]

Door stop.

 

[Guns]

Torpedo tube pull through

Seadart secondary blue touch paper lighter

 

[FlagWagger]

Dan buoy sinker

Oropesa Jockey

 

[BootneckYank]

Towed target sled

Muzzle brake for a 155mm fieldpiece.

 

[hobbit]

Prime Minister, has all the qualls, ie useless barsteward

:twisted:

 

[Lingyai]

Delhi slum rent boys

 

[Deleted 7]

Flexi blocks

Scare crows

Bonfires

Halloween costumes

Drugs testing - saves those poor animals

 

[brigham600]

1. Cleaning the streets of their Maccy Dees leftovers.
2. Bait for shark fishing
3. Crash test dummies.
4. Neutering.
5. The next Big Brother, but in Alaska without the cameras.
6. Mannequin for Gieves and Hawkes. Would love to see their faces.