Uses for a CHav

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  1. I am really pissed off that Chavs are living off my and other peoples income taxes and having to do nothing to earn their benefits. Obviously with their limited intelligence suitable work may be difficult to find.
    Here are some of my suggestions, please feel free to add

    1. Deck hockey puck recovery swimmer.

    2. Underwater submarine bow door operator

    3. Flight deck parking attendant (while at flying stations)

    4. Splash target coxn

    5. Spare anchor
  2. Traffic bollard?
  3. Land mine detector
  4. 6. Sewage pipe cleaner

    7. Chimney sweep

    8. Fish food for piranahs

    9. Explosive waistcoat demonstrator

    10. Dummy for MOB is shark infested/arctic waters
  5. And advert against reproduction!
  6. Abassadors in Saudi or any other muslim country.
  7. Substitutes for dumb animals in scientific experiments.
  8. Door stop.
  9. Guns

    Guns War Hero Moderator

    Torpedo tube pull through

    Seadart secondary blue touch paper lighter
  10. FlagWagger

    FlagWagger Book Reviewer

    Dan buoy sinker

    Oropesa Jockey
  11. Towed target sled

    Muzzle brake for a 155mm fieldpiece.
  12. Prime Minister, has all the qualls, ie useless barsteward

  13. Delhi slum rent boys
  14. Flexi blocks

    Scare crows


    Halloween costumes

    Drugs testing - saves those poor animals
  15. 1. Cleaning the streets of their Maccy Dees leftovers.
    2. Bait for shark fishing
    3. Crash test dummies.
    4. Neutering.
    5. The next Big Brother, but in Alaska without the cameras.
    6. Mannequin for Gieves and Hawkes. Would love to see their faces.
  16. Lifebuoy sentry on Southsea pier

    Freelance astronaut

  17. FlagWagger

    FlagWagger Book Reviewer

    People in Southsea know what soap is????? :)

    (But at least they put a sentry on it to stop others nicking it!) :twisted:
  18. Stop pretendin you don`t know what a lifebuoy sentry is / was.

    Mind you it is a job that was phased out many moons ago, not so long ago as bunting tossers though,

  19. FlagWagger

    FlagWagger Book Reviewer

    Ouch! :)
  20. Muffler, as much as I love to wind up the buntings myself, being an ex sparker, they still remain and will do for a few more months yet.

    Still, as us sparkers always used to say; "It must have been a piss-easy job if they can now train dabbers to do it." :)

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