Uses for a CHav

I am really pissed off that Chavs are living off my and other peoples income taxes and having to do nothing to earn their benefits. Obviously with their limited intelligence suitable work may be difficult to find.
Here are some of my suggestions, please feel free to add

1. Deck hockey puck recovery swimmer.

2. Underwater submarine bow door operator

3. Flight deck parking attendant (while at flying stations)

4. Splash target coxn

5. Spare anchor
1. Cleaning the streets of their Maccy Dees leftovers.
2. Bait for shark fishing
3. Crash test dummies.
4. Neutering.
5. The next Big Brother, but in Alaska without the cameras.
6. Mannequin for Gieves and Hawkes. Would love to see their faces.
Stop pretendin you don`t know what a lifebuoy sentry is / was.

Mind you it is a job that was phased out many moons ago, not so long ago as bunting tossers though,

Muffler, as much as I love to wind up the buntings myself, being an ex sparker, they still remain and will do for a few more months yet.

Still, as us sparkers always used to say; "It must have been a piss-easy job if they can now train dabbers to do it." :)

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