There are some wierd and wonderfull U.Names on hear, I would love to know the origins of Clown_ Puncher for instance. My original account name of Stirling, I have had since the age of 16 when I joined my first ship the Forth, juniors mess port side, spare crew ( scary ) stbd, coming down the accom ladder first day on board a Brian Blessed lookalike with beard and voice to match is waiting at the bottom of ladder 'ARGH fresh meat, wots yor name ?' 'Richard' 'Surname ?' Moss ' So first name is Stirling then ? 'No, it's Richard' 'From now on you are Stirling' 'Thank you' ..........scuttles off to hide in case nasty man with big beard wants to talk some more.