User names

There are some wierd and wonderfull U.Names on hear, I would love to know the origins of Clown_ Puncher for instance.

My original account name of Stirling, I have had since the age of 16 when I joined my first ship the Forth, juniors mess port side, spare crew ( scary ) stbd, coming down the accom ladder first day on board a Brian Blessed lookalike with beard and voice to match is waiting at the bottom of ladder

'ARGH fresh meat, wots yor name ?'


'Surname ?'


' So first name is Stirling then ?

'No, it's Richard'

'From now on you are Stirling'

'Thank you' ..........scuttles off to hide in case nasty man with big beard wants to talk some more. :)
Sterling_Stirling said:
There are some wierd and wonderfull U.Names on hear, I would love to know the origins of Clown_ Puncher for instance.

Fluffy = Nurse
Psycho-Fluffy = Psychiatric Nurse

To quote the famous Russian, "Simples"



War Hero
There's a thread on this topic somewhere, mind you most of the people who have joined since it dropped of the front screen a good while ago wouldn't of seen it.

My name, well, it's because I'm an astronaut....simples.


War Hero
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Taken from the TRF of the 4th Armoured Brigade (Desert Rats), 1st Armoured Division, with whom i served.

Not a fucking traffic rozzer thank you very much.


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I joined a chat site (mic required, and was given a hard time, because of my poor choice of nic. Being a site full of yanks who counld'nt work out if I was English, Scottish, Irish or Australian, I needed a new nic. I passed a crossroads regularly, and one day stopped at the lights noticed something I had missed for years. The home owners had gave there house a name. Its still called it, and I bet one of two on here have passed it.

Strong detergent we used back in the 8o's, Put it down neat in a flat and you'd near end up on the deck below, it was that strong.

Used to put it down neat and clean the u/deck in the tropics with it.

With that on the paintwork, limers and salt-water for the wooden decks and my chokey sandals, I reckon I got my athletes foot problems from them there days.


Lantern Swinger
Clown_Puncher said:

Punching the clown is a euphamism for wanking, I do that a lot. So I am a clown puncher (wanker)

That and I fcuking hate clowns.
Perhaps I need to change my user name

Bishop Basher or Chicken Choker spring to mind :lol:
I served in the Aurora from Feb'67 until Nov'69. As I was not 20 until 1970, I was not entitled to rum. I did however have it as a Brummie in the mess did not drink it and gave it me, in exchange for B'ham papers sent by my family, who lived there at that time. His were living in Newport.

This p*ssed off the badge men who told me I was a rumrat. Wow that worried me, but as I was a boxer and big, I was never stopped having it.
Plus the two big three badge men in the grot were Brummies as well.
B*stards wouldn't give me "Queens" though. 8O :wink:


Lantern Swinger
Named after my Favourite TV Series when I was a Kid though it was spelt Catweazle. I spell mine Different mainly because when I Joined RR I couldn't remember how it should have been spelt.

For those you old enough to remember see Here
sky - 'cos I used to drive one of those metal birds
vet - 'cos I was once a paramedic for 5 years, and vet = medic

all adds up to skyvet
I joined the guys across the road a few years ago. I chose 'Legs' because I have a pair of them, and the name was slightly androgynous. The Avatar was just because I like them, and it's the same one I've used since I joined over the road.

Legs_yes_that_Legs is because someone already had 'Legs' over here. Some folk here might (will) recognise me and so I wanted to avoid any confusion!

As someone who is not a Meerkat says 'simple'. Bit like me.


Book Reviewer
Joined the old Brocklesby at Portland as a Junior Sparker, found the mess and asked my first question, a voice rang out with "Its another fecking Janner." and there twas.


War Hero
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No, I am not a Sergeant. I am only partial to a bit of pepper on my cheesy wam-bam. And no, I do not play any musical instruments.

Beatles fan. 'Nuff said... :thumbleft:
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