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User checks

w.anchor

War Hero
Make a list of user checks to see you through life.

1.When entering any new accommodation for the first time.Always check the mirror over the wash hand basin for palm prints.This may indicate that the basin has been used for purposes other than it's design.
Add to the list if you wish.
 

trelawney126

War Hero
w.anchor said:
Make a list of user checks to see you through life.

1.When entering any new accommodation for the first time.Always check the mirror over the wash hand basin for palm prints.This may indicate that the basin has been used for purposes other than it's design.
Add to the list if you wish.

Make sure the U-pipe is still there! :roll:
 

FlagWagger

GCM
Book Reviewer
trelawney126 said:
w.anchor said:
Make a list of user checks to see you through life.

1.When entering any new accommodation for the first time.Always check the mirror over the wash hand basin for palm prints.This may indicate that the basin has been used for purposes other than it's design.
Add to the list if you wish.

Make sure the U-pipe is still there! :roll:

... especially before using the "night-heads"
 

Rumrat

War Hero
w.anchor said:
Make a list of user checks to see you through life.

1.When entering any new accommodation for the first time.Always check the mirror over the wash hand basin for palm prints.This may indicate that the basin has been used for purposes other than it's design.
Add to the list if you wish.

Make sure the wife has not followed you. :D

Then check for other bugs........none electronic type, more crawley ones. :twisted:
 

slim

War Hero
When entering a strange bar if a local asks you to remove your foot from the Hand Rail................leave immediately.....................unless you Bi-Curious :p
 

trelawney126

War Hero
FlagWagger said:
trelawney126 said:
w.anchor said:
Make a list of user checks to see you through life.

1.When entering any new accommodation for the first time.Always check the mirror over the wash hand basin for palm prints.This may indicate that the basin has been used for purposes other than it's design.
Add to the list if you wish.

Make sure the U-pipe is still there! :roll:

... especially before using the "night-heads"

If buying from Ma Boots Granby Gate, ensure flooring intact
 

FlagWagger

GCM
Book Reviewer
WreckerL said:
Turn the mattress over and check for swamp marks

While mattress temporarily removed, check that >50% of bed-springs are in place.

Check bunk-light to see if it works, then search adjacent cabins (if open) for the block's one working light bulb.

Back of top shelf of the wardrobe should be checked for misplaced Frankie
 

w.anchor

War Hero
Before checking out of a hotel check that your room mate has not swapped your mattress for his pissey wet one.
 

girthsmith

Lantern Swinger
Check that all your dhobey gear(shower gel,toothpaste etc) hasnt exploded inside your weekend grip ALL over all your kit! Im not saying it happened to me last week but...................
 

w.anchor

War Hero
Check the inside of both port and starboard socks in the morning.
You could have a phantom sock tosser offer in the mess. :wink:
 
Always check the for'd escape hatch is shut before surfacing,especially when you've disembarked booties.
(Not that ever happened on the Onslaught)
 

WreckerL

War Hero
Super Moderator
rod-gearing said:
Always check the for'd escape hatch is shut before surfacing,especially when you've disembarked booties.
(Not that ever happened on the Onslaught)


My bold, shouldn't that be diving or did SSK's do it differently to SSN'x
 
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