useless information

I like to think that I should learn something new everyday.

Todays's piece of information is that you can buy a wig for down there!! It is called a Merkin.

Please seel free to post your useless bits of information so that we enter 2007 a better educated forum.
 
Rosy, I think the question we all have in mind is "HOW THE HELL DID YOU COME BY THIS INFORMATION??" 8O

Im assuming you can buy said items in various shapes and sizes then? Big minge, small minge, super hairy minge or trimmed pubic triangle? :D

Minge glue???? thats just wrong!! WTF do you think a blokes reaction would be, if he was down on the job and the wig thingy fell off?!?! :wink:
 
Look don't ask me! I had never even heard of such a thing until last night in the chatroom - any questions please direct them to Andym, GoldenRivet or Josie - who all seem to be the font of all knowledge when it comes to merkins!

But spenny I now have this image of some bloke down there, with a merkin stuck to his chin! OMG I have to pee!
 
rosinacarley said:
Look don't ask me! I had never even heard of such a thing until last night in the chatroom - any questions please direct them to Andym, GoldenRivet or Josie - who all seem to be the font of all knowledge when it comes to merkins!

But spenny I now have this image of some bloke down there, with a merkin stuck to his chin! OMG I have to pee!

:D :D :D - I think I'd really suit the goatee look Rosie!! :wink:

I should have guessed the three musketeers would have had a hand in this. tut tut!! :lol:
 

Stripey_G

War Hero
rosinacarley said:
Look don't ask me! I had never even heard of such a thing until last night in the chatroom - any questions please direct them to Andym, GoldenRivet or Josie - who all seem to be the font of all knowledge when it comes to merkins!

But spenny I now have this image of some bloke down there, with a merkin stuck to his chin! OMG I have to pee!
Well, if it did get stuck and you come up with a "beard", you could contact AAC who's into all that ain't he?? :D
 

2359o/d

Newbie
No Lamri,
After many years of getting hair from my teeth, I have never had my lips stuck together.
A piercing would do it? but no hair there!!
 
I believe that during my historical studies I came across the fact that it's origins lie in the need to disguise the effects (or symptoms) of venereal disease. Something that I imagine most Jolly Jack Tars are warned about given all this 'wife in every port' malarkey.
 

Stripey_G

War Hero
golden_rivet said:
I believe that during my historical studies I came across the fact that it's origins lie in the need to disguise the effects (or symptoms) of venereal disease. Something that I imagine most Jolly Jack Tars are warned about given all this 'wife in every port' malarkey.
Historical studies?????You mean you were studying the effects of "bearded" women who had VD??How strange! And i don't think by putting an artifical muff down there is going to stop jack having a shuffty first!
And btw, it's not "wife" in every port, it's girl! The wife was at home ffs!!! 8O
 

stirling2

Banned
golden_rivet said:
I believe that during my historical studies I came across the fact that it's origins lie in the need to disguise the effects (or symptoms) of venereal disease. Something that I imagine most Jolly Jack Tars are warned about given all this 'wife in every port' malarkey.
Some had more than one girl in every port.....seven days in a week remember.
 
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