US Denies existence of Mermaids

It's bollox. I watched Pirates of the Caribbean tother day and I SAW them with me own eyes. More lies from across the pond!!!!!
I just saw an X-Ray of one the other day somewhere - so it MUST be true. Wish I could remember where it was so I could prove to those damn scetics how wrong they are!


Any girl floating in a cove at dusk, with her ankles gaffa-taped together and blonde hair streaming in the tide is going to look like a Mermaid.

If I had a tenner for every time I've been in the proximity of a so called 'Mermaid' sighting I would be a rich man.
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