US Booty asks fit famous bird on date and she says yes.

howfen_lad

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I saw the pop star Rhianna in the Trafford centre a few years back, I shouted in my lovely Northern accent,

"oi sexy, You want my number? she looked at me and replied in her soft Jamaican accent,

"awww maaan, ya sweet but Iz is seein someone.

That someone was Chris brown, so I had no chance, he is black, famous and gotta massive chopper, but owel, I asked, I did not get but my mates thought I was God as she spoke to me.

Chris brown went on to paste her round an hotel room with his fists, she should of took the cheeky little sod in the Trafford centre instead!

HA
 

Blackrat

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She must have been gutted that she refused you. It could have been you that panned her face in. Such is life.
 
Well, at least my fantasy's are relatively harmless...go through a lot of socks to be sure.....so a degree of realism is realised..... and a lot of dobying...
 
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bikerman

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Need I say more?
 

NZ_Bootneck

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Hoofin' effort that man. can I get an "OOOoooRahhh!"
I'd tell her she should come as Meg from 'Family Guy' i find her strangely attractive. Off to download Cartoon porn now.:pottytrain2:
 
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