US Booty asks fit famous bird on date and she says yes.

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  1. Sorry I couldn't think of a better title.

    Some US bootneck posted a video on the interweb asking Mila Kunis (that bird who does the voice for Meg in Family Guy) if she would be his pash at his unit's returning ball. Clearly it was meant to just be a bit of a laugh and a joke. Turns out she saw the video and has agreed to go with him.

    BBC - Newsbeat - YouTube marine gets date with Hollywood star Mila Kunis

    Do you reckon she'll let him rag her in rig?

    So which bird would you invite to next Senior Rates Mess disco and meat raffle?

    I'm inviting all of the Saturdays so they're taken.

    Mila Kunis Smaaaash!:
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  2. I invited Princess Di around for a sweaty sesh, and she tried to get around very very fast.
    Trouble is the press found out and,....well the rest's history.:-D

    Now seriously, I actually have put my naughty stick in a celebrity, but this being a public forum, she being very wealthy to deny it,.. and me being a pauper scrote, I do not think it prudent (borrowed from Brown) to do the usual kiss and tell bit.
    Not mentioning what the war office would do/say if it ever got out,although castration does spring to mind.:laughing2:
  3. Seen the vid. Just shows, if you want if fcuking go for it!
  4. No question, it has to be the Vord

  5. Well at least you rest easy in the knowledge she will in all probability die before you at her age, and then get the insurance.
    I like your style Stirl, debauchery with profit, sounds good.:laughing2::laughing2:
  6. Probably right mate, she had heart problems last year, I could fuck her to death.
  7. I would tap that so hard, she wouldn't shit right for a month.
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  8. So the days of using ones initiative are not past after all? You don't ask, you don't fuckin get! Right.

    I asks, still gets fuck all....wonder if my old square rig still fits....that and an oppo with a video camera and I should be good to go?

    Med's inbound!
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  9. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    I've tried this with Kate Beckinsale on numerous occassions. To be fair, she replied. Via the courts of course.
  10. To be honest BR, I tried with Rachel Weisz. She was very rude in her reply.
  11. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    You should find her and cut her good.
  12. I do have some ideas mainly involving maskers and the usual paraphanalia.
  13. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Would you like to borrow a Moray eel?
  14. Hadn't thought of that, nice one.
  15. I saw the pop star Rhianna in the Trafford centre a few years back, I shouted in my lovely Northern accent,

    "oi sexy, You want my number? she looked at me and replied in her soft Jamaican accent,

    "awww maaan, ya sweet but Iz is seein someone.

    That someone was Chris brown, so I had no chance, he is black, famous and gotta massive chopper, but owel, I asked, I did not get but my mates thought I was God as she spoke to me.

    Chris brown went on to paste her round an hotel room with his fists, she should of took the cheeky little sod in the Trafford centre instead!

  16. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    She must have been gutted that she refused you. It could have been you that panned her face in. Such is life.
  17. Damn right Blackrat, I would of smashed it in and done a proper job, he only broke a cheekbone, puff.
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  18. Well, at least my fantasy's are relatively harmless...go through a lot of socks to be a degree of realism is realised..... and a lot of dobying...
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  19. :laughing2:
  20. You didn't take it well when Donatella Versace told you to fuck off.:laughing2:

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