Urban myth turns out to be true!

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  1. A scouse urban myth is true apparently.

    Taken from this week's Popbitch:

    Akinwale Arobieke, a Liverpool man, has
    been ordered by a judge not to feel people's
    muscles. During the last 20 years around
    Merseyside people have been sharing stories
    about a character called Purple Aki, until he
    became little more than an urban myth. Kids
    scared each other with stories that Aki would
    approach muscular boys in gyms and give them
    the option of being bummed or their face
    slashed with a razor. It seems that although
    Purple Aki, in reality, wasn't that bad, he
    was pretty weird. Aki has been ordered not to
    "touch, feel or measure muscles or ask
    people to do squat exercises in public."


    It's true! The BBC says so!
  2. Sounds like a good scouse name!
  3. No its completly true, we've seen him around Liverpool.

    Why would anyone want to feel someones muscles though?!!
  4. Depends on the sense that the word muscle is used, as in love muscle, but i digress.
  5. I saw him in Rubies during the 70's, but in those days he was a hatter called Wally and no, I don't know why he would want to feel somebodys muscle. :lol:

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