A scouse urban myth is true apparently. Taken from this week's Popbitch: Akinwale Arobieke, a Liverpool man, has been ordered by a judge not to feel people's muscles. During the last 20 years around Merseyside people have been sharing stories about a character called Purple Aki, until he became little more than an urban myth. Kids scared each other with stories that Aki would approach muscular boys in gyms and give them the option of being bummed or their face slashed with a razor. It seems that although Purple Aki, in reality, wasn't that bad, he was pretty weird. Aki has been ordered not to "touch, feel or measure muscles or ask people to do squat exercises in public." 8O It's true! The BBC says so!