Up the Arse or a Blow Job

Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by The_Caretaker, Jan 5, 2011.

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  1. Anyway this guy wanted to gan oot for the neet. So he says to his missus, "C'mon lass let's gan doon the toon, if ye divvent want ta gan ye'll have to gis us a blow job or tak it up the arse."
    "Bastaad," she seez, "reet I'll give yez a blow job and ye can tek yersel aff!" So she's noshing awa when she starts to spit!
    "Feck! She sez. "This cock tastes like shite!" "Aye," Geordie sez, yer sister didn't want to cum oot either!"
     

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