A right yobbo is in the dock charged with robbery and violence. The judge, who is a right deaf old fart, says, "You have been found guilty as charged, do you have anything to say before I pass sentence?". The yobbo replies "Fuck all". Judge asks "Clerk of the court, what did he say?". Clerk replies, "He said fuck all, your honour"> Judge says, "Yes he did you cunt, I saw his lips move!".