Up in court

Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by taffscrivs, Sep 8, 2013.

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  1. A right yobbo is in the dock charged with robbery and violence. The judge, who is a right deaf old fart, says, "You have been found guilty as charged, do you have anything to say before I pass sentence?". The yobbo replies "Fuck all". Judge asks "Clerk of the court, what did he say?". Clerk replies, "He said fuck all, your honour"> Judge says, "Yes he did you cunt, I saw his lips move!".
     
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  2. Ripper, this actually made my eyes water. Bravo Zulu
     
  3. Really? Mine merely rolled...
     
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  4. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Taffscrivs: The anti-joke teller... :roll:
     
  5. Cheers Grumpy!
     
  6. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Tell us something funny and I might not be.
     

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