Unsuitable jobs for celebrities

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  1. Tiger Woods - Driving Instructor
    Susan Boyle - Beautician
    Gordon Brown - Prime Minister
    Gerry & Kate McCann - Child Minders
    Lady GaGa - Eunuch
    Arsene Wenger - Diplomat
    Kim Woodburn - Nude Model
    Amanda Knox - Fcuk Buddy
  2. Gary Glitter - Choirmaster
    Oliver Reed - Salvation Army Officer
    Adolf Eichmann - Gas Salesman
    Jeffery Dahmer - Vegetarian Chef
    Peter Sutcliffe - Pimp
  3. Ben Affleck- Actor
    Stalin- Social worker
    Fritzl- Neighbourhood watch
    Jimmy Carr- comedian
  4. Gary Glitter Childrens entertainer
    Jeremy Clarkson Ecologist
    Peter Mandelson Voluntary Worker
  5. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Gordon Brown - Prime Minister
    Adolf Eichmann - Railway Timetable Supervisor
    Mary Whitehouse - Porn Star
    Hitler - After Dinner Speaker
  6. wet_blobby

    wet_blobby War Hero Moderator

    David beckham - Barry White impersonator
    Lindsey Lohan - Nun
    Calum Best - Celebrity
    The Pope - Youth Leader
    Winston Churchill - Chair of the local PC movement.
    Prince Edward - Royal Marine Commando.
  7. witsend

    witsend War Hero Book Reviewer

    Michael Jackson - Al Jolson impersonator.
    Fred West - gynecologist.
    Harold Shipman - home help.
    Martin Luther King - KKK grand wizard.
    Shane Macgowan - dentist.
    Heath Ledger - pharmaceutical product tester.
    Gordon Ramsey - English teacher.
  8. witsend

    witsend War Hero Book Reviewer

    Ian Paisley - pope.
  9. Michael Barrymore - Pool Lifeguard
  10. Margaret Thatcher_ stand up comedian.
    Mark Thatcher_ entrepreneur & mercenary.
    Michal Jackson_scoutmaster.
  11. Carol Thatcher - Golliwog Sales-person
    Dennis Thatcher & Bill Deedes - AA Counsellors
  12. Dani Minogue - Singer

    Harry Hill - Comedian
  13. witsend

    witsend War Hero Book Reviewer

    Amanda Knox - Sex therapist.
  14. Steven Hawkin - Dance Teacher
  15. Mark Thatcher Tour guide
    Micheal Winner Film director
    Paris Hilton Nun
    Simon Cowell Charm school teacher
    Adolf Hitler Battlefield tour guide.
    Amanda Holden My wife
  16. Rod Hull - Roofer
    Una Stubbs - Table top Dancer
  17. Cyril Smith Glider Pilot
    Cilla Black Elecution Teacher
    Carol Vorderman Loan Shark Advertiser
    Dennis Wise Taxi Driver
    Douglas Bader Tap Dancer
  18. Abu Hamza-Word Processor
  19. Kirsty McColl..boat safety advisor
    Nicki Lauda..Fire safety officer
    Vernon Kay...Personality advisor
    Chubby Brown..Ethnic Minorities spokesman
  20. Darren Day - Marriage Guidance

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